ChaosComputerClub

Listen here guyss.

I have 120 or so bucks (bitcoin on the rise)

You fucnings <3 better open up shop before it drops n I lose all my money :((

My btc is caling youdguys names

Lkek shek dek I'm tired

Edit - lmaoo forgot to mention Maddie. I csnt wait for that sexi NV bb. Gonna hop on that promo like Mia Kalifah on a dick

Fucking go do r/fakeyourdrank

Seriously

He has a where the fuck is my ID page every week, and if needed as a last resort, they reply via mod PM.

Stop fucking ranting here. It's annoying as Shit to see people post about it being 2 weeks (I'm taking away vacation time) since you ordered and you still haven't gotten it.

FYD will pull through, and if he does exit scam, come back to this post and I'll eat my words.

Seriously, unless it has been an insane amount of time, and/or they're not posting at all on reddit, or replying to ANYONE, not just your bitch ass, don't call it a scam

Greatest example is FYD. Like YES, he's taking a bit long for some people, but he's been updating on reddit, he and his CS have been replying to people publicly.

This is my first ID order, and I don't like to wait. Do you here me calling exit Scam? No. Because he's been active this whole damn time, and was on vacation recently. Not to mention although tickets take awhile, he's replied to my ticket and completed my ID less than 72hrs after my payment went through

Throwing shade to those who are calling exit scam just beca

In light of the painful opsec someone posted about I have something just as bad.

Basically my friend was complaining how he couldn't get any alcohol (ahhh, highschool)

I said "soon I can get you anything, you'll just have to pay me

He's like "wait How"

My friend from like my other posts was like "he's gonna get a fake ID"

Now we're not that far away from classrooms so I'm like looking really agitated

The other friend says "oh really you're getting a fake??"

So I tell him "shut up. Seriously"

I kid you not, the whole fucking group comes over, upon hearing about my fake and me saying to shut up, and begins to talk

I mean they passed by a teacher and purposefully said "what's that *f

Thinking about just putting them on, removing the gator tag with a rubber band, and walking back out

So I decided to go to the local CVS and buy myself a drink.

Went in, stopped at the candy section, and picked up 2 icebreakers in one hand, making sure they stayed flush with one another

Walked off to the drink section, put one in each hand.

Reached for my wallet to "check how much money I had" and slipped one in my front pocket.

Got my drink, and on my way to the register put "both" icebreakers back the way I left it.

Bought my drink and walked out

Only mistake I made knowingly was I accidentally handed him my debit card, even though it is self swipe.

Did I make any mistakes?

My FYD EDL was shipped today, as FYD said.

I plan on making a review, and this will be my first fake.

Any things I should look out for specifically more than others?

Anything you guys want me to do, take up close pictures of it?

Seems like it would be easy, no cameras except near employee areas/registers, no towers, receipt checkers that only look for one or two items to validate it

My friend asked me something I've never thought about during a party

Basically you guys know those "order food/drink right to your door"

Well he was wondering (now I am also) can I just order that and show my ID when it arrives

I feel they would be sus dropping off to a house (not mine) and seeing the person buying is 2 states over

Is there an APK that I can get for my s8 like MovieBox or Kodi ? I cannot root my phone

Read this shit first Holy Shit https://www.reddit.com/r/fakeid/comments/67siu6/holy_shit/

Thought some of you might find this a bit funny

So today I was talking with my friend and the same dude from my post "Holy Shit" comes up to me

I was expecting some like more stuff on how I would be tracked or some Shit

He actually wants to know if I can buy him alcohol

After i say I do he says, and keep in mind on Monday I said it would be at least 2-3 weeks

"How come you haven't gotten your ID yet"

Oh well it would be 2 weeks or so and FYD ran out of laminates

Really? Didn't you order on Sunday?

Yes, and I said it'll be like 2 week at least before I get it

Haha he probably ran off with yo

So basically I upgraded from my "old" iPhone 6s, to the new sexy S8

I love it and thankfully got my contacts on it (rip all saved nudes for fap time)

Went to log into reddit and entered : cDcCommunications

Now for those of you who don't remember him, that was my old account

However I thought this was my current one

Started giving up and decided to just go to reddit.com/u/cDcCommunications

Saw that it said "this account has been deleted" and my heart dropped

Go to my other account, go to recent posts on this sub (posted here yesterday) and saw...

My actual username, ChaosComputerClub

I'm retarded

Mods plz give me retard flair

So today I told my friend about how I finally ordered my EDL WA.

My other friend comes up and says "why tho, like why do you need one"

After explaining it to him he still doesn't think I need one (fucking idiot)

He asks about vendors, like what if they're caught, so I say they'll be charged n shit

He then tells me if my fake gets taken/turned down I would be "tracked down by the police"

I mention that police wouldn't waste time, resources, and the fact it's an out of state ID not much they can do

This fucktard has the balls to say "No, they do have the resources, and would because of a fake ID"

Now wait for this. He fucking said "It depends on how much alcohol you buy, wether they'll

How hard is it to say that "I bought some decals" to my parents? I heard that FYDs stealth is a no no and anyone going through your mail may find it.

Don't wanna get that rusty spoon from parents.