Dirty talking in Tagalog. Anyone else think it's impossible to make it sound sexy?

I was speaking to a girl about dirty-talking one evening and we had a disagreement about Tagalog being a "sexy" language. I believe it's simply not possible to use it in a bedroom scenario, she thought it was but she couldn't give me any examples that didn't make me laugh.

"Sipsipin mo ang titi ko." "Kantutin mo ang pekpek ko." "Sibakin mo ako gamit ang iyong bayag."

ITT: we talk dirty in Tagalog. Funny, sexy, deep. Let's hear what you guys and girls got.