This is affecting me way more than is healthy. I blew off all my work and various personal responsibilities to go on a massive celebration binge (which i've done about 3 times in my life). I bought boxes of expensive chocolates and gave them to my friends and family so they could share in the joy. I bought my girlfriend a new phone she doesn't need and I cant afford.
Posted Jul 7, 2017, 4:15 PM UTC
I was in a really good mood yesterday and drank myself into a coma while continually refreshing the 'new posts' tab. Felt hungover and depressed when I woke up so smoked some meth and ordered a tranny from backpage.
I've brought my wife over to my parents for dinner for the first time. We had fun.
Started giving all my belongings to friends and family before I kill myself. Don't be sad, it's because nothing can get better.
Hang on let me put my cakehorn down before I amswer...
Don't lie about having a girlfriend, mister.
Fine, I bought a cam girl a new phone because she was sad about her boyfriend fucking around on her. Happy?
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