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Yo for real was cracking. Im in the hood and shit, freestyle rapping and breakdancing and shit and this jive mudderfukka starts beef with a playa. How we do. So I roll in da hoopty I got from being on welfare and robbing, and I goes gets me some lean. Word is bond. Where I come from, the hood, you gotta represent. They give us guns and drugs, then wonder why the fuck we thugs. Can you feel me.

I heard you got mad skilz for roasting, and for haxing his myspace and shit. Words to your moms, I came to drop bombs. Hit the fool up for me and ill give you mad props on my next tape. Even fucked around and got a triple double.

Some queer suggested we make the sub private, and I think that worthless homo might be right. We aren't trying to recruit new members, anyone who turns up at this point is unwelcome. Send me pics of your cock if you agree, pics of your boipussy if you disagree.

Hi buddy. How are you? I am well. I thought I would drop you a line to let you know how the old gang is getting on. We were all super bummed that the court only looked at the color of your skin and not the content of your character during sentencing. Once those Hollywood jews got hold of your story they just wanted to spin the one narrative; that a black man is automatically a thief and murderer. We will never know the full story. Was the boy being disrespectful and/or naughty? Was the soundbar part of some 40 acres and a mule thing? Would the security guards have automatically assumed you were a thief if you were a rich white man?

Please rest assured that we will not rest until justice i

Opie will go talk to his mentor and former sensei, Brother Weise. They split a grapefruit beer and Brother Weise tells Opie he just needs to believe in himself. Then Opie goes off with newfound motivation and confidence and wins the day.

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We have been infiltrated by a person or persons who is/are saying all sorts of crazy stuff about us. Some of it is just plain unkind. I just can't take it. I went into an autistic seizure and had to be squeeze hugged until I stop grunting. Please, make them stop.

I hope that the judge rules that Joe has to be Kuhn's butler. That would rule. Also, awesome idea for a sitcom.

This is affecting me way more than is healthy. I blew off all my work and various personal responsibilities to go on a massive celebration binge (which i've done about 3 times in my life). I bought boxes of expensive chocolates and gave them to my friends and family so they could share in the joy. I bought my girlfriend a new phone she doesn't need and I cant afford.

The irony would be too perfect.