Can a guy with a beard be classified as a twink?

If a twink that has body hair is classified as an "otter", what does that make a twink with a beard?

Are they still a twink?

A friend and I are disagreeing whether a twink needs to be completely smooth and hairless.

Posted Jul 20, 2017, 12:14 PM UTC

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dirkdiggler1992North Carolina Bro•

Isn't a twink suppose to look young? A beard would lose the twink classification to me.

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BlaizePascal🌓 •

Indeed. Young, smooth, sexy, and hairless to be exact.

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FriesBaconNaked501•

No. Twinks don't have facial hair and minimal body hair.

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Arpisti•

But an otter needs body hair. I think we need a new classification for smooth body + beard. Billy goat maybe?

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FriesBaconNaked501•

That would be my thought; a complete turn-off............But then, I'm not into facial hair anyway.

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OhMyKitteh•

Twotter

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Mayuguru•

I'm still calling him an otter. He is one with his clothes on and one with a his clothes off. The absence of body hair shouldn't change that.

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thethundering•

I think so, but only if it's very short and highly maintained. I feel like I've referred to guys as a "twink with a beard". That phrasing recognizes that it is an exception to the twink look, but I don't think a beard alone completely disqualifies them.

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iongantas•

Yeah, I think an extremely short and very trim beard might keep them in the twink zone.

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dhennaprofessional sword swallower•

beard but shaven everywhere else is a twink. Pubes but no hair elsewhere is still a twink as well.

otters req chest hair, imo.

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Neptunii•

what about ass and leg hair

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dhennaprofessional sword swallower•

Guys with super hairy legs are usually hairy elsewhere.

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Neptunii•

aight cuz I have hairy arms butt treasure trail and legs but more sparse chest hair so wasn't sure if that qualified as otteresque

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dhennaprofessional sword swallower•

How old are you?

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rolexus2017•

Otter maybe

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Amens•

Is it fukcable? Is? Who the fuck cares? I have been hating this classifying between gays since forever.

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BlueEyesDan•

Baby face with beard is still baby face. I say yes.

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BlaizePascal🌓 •

LOL there's nothing baby face about having a beard. It makes you look older.

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BlueEyesDan•

It does, but I've seen 20 yr olds with facial hair that still look 20, precisely because they have a cherub babyface underneath it.

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iongantas•

I'm saying they are not a twink if they have a beard. Perhaps a Fauxtter.

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JOLO266•

Cub?

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Arpisti•

Cub is a young bear, which wouldn't have the twink body type.

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Bodyguard8367Mommy needs Vodka•

Twinks with beards are twunks.

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Andrew985OP•

I thought that was a twink + hunk? As in, a more muscular twink.

I've also heard of "twunk" meaning a guy who used to be a twink but is now too old to be classified that way.

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Bodyguard8367Mommy needs Vodka•

Yeah, that's what I heard too.

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