What are your weird feelings of soccer? [Part 4]

First three threads: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

To get you started:

• Players that perform during preseason always seem to perform less impressively over the course of the actual season.

• If fans want a new player signed for every player that leaves, surely youth players could never make the step up?

• Marco Reus will never have an injury free season and retire at Dortmund.

• Batshuayi is subscribed to r/soccer.