ITS HALLOWEEN STARTING NOW AND NONE OF YOU FUCKS WILL MAKE ME THINK OTHERWISE
ITS NOT A DAY ITS A SEASON!
Posted Sep 25, 2017, 5:21 PM UTC
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO u/letthepumpkincumflow WHO WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR STUPID FUCKING NEWS.
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GREAT, WHAT KIND OF STUPID FUCKING NEWS AM I GOING TO BE LISTENING TOO!? WHO HERE HAS NEWS WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE TOLD TO THE ALMIGHTY FUCKING ME!? WHO.
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YOU CAN NOW BE FUCKED ANALLY WITH PUMPKINS YEARROUND
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IM FIGHTING IN YOUR CORNER FOR THIS ONE.
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FIGHT ME in your Dora the Explorer costume!
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND IT'S FOR HALLOWEEN, IF YOU LIKE WEARING YOUR GIMP SUIT JUST ROCK IT.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR HALLOWEEN in fact autumn as a concept can go suck it and die
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HOW DARE YOU! THIS BLASPHEME WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. IT IS THE GLORIOUS SEASON OF CHILLI AND WEATHER THAT I WON'T SWEAT MY TITS OFF IN.
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YOU MEAN THE BORING TRANSITION BETWEEN BEACH WEATHER AND CHRISTMAS, FULL OF GRAY SKIES AND SOGGY WEATHERS TO SLIP ON?! also you can eat chilli any time dont let the calendar stop you
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NO I MEANT THE GLORIOUS TIME BETWEEN MOSQUITOES AND IT BEING SO COLD MY EYELIDS FREEZE SHUT. EATING CHILLI IN THE SUMMER IS LIKE HAVING CANDY CANES IN JULY. IT'S JUST FUCKING WRONG.
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DONT BE A CHILLIHATER, CHILLY IS THE PERFECT YEAR ROUND MEAL! CHEAP, PROTEIN, LASTS FOREVER IN THE FRIDGE!
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YOU'LL FEEL FUCKING SPOOKED WHEN I'M ELBOW DEEP IN YOUR ASS!
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THATS FUCKING RACIST YOU RETARDED WHORE.
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RACE MEANS NOTHING TO ME! WHITE, BLACK, YELLOW, RED, BROWN, LIGHT BROWN, ORANGE, IT DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL FUCK ALL OF YOU, DOGGY STYLE!
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HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO FUCK DOGGY STYLE WITH YOUR ARM JAMMED IN AN ASSHOLE?!
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I WILL CUT OUT YOUR CUNT ASSHOLE AND CARRY IT WITH ME, ARM STILL BURIED!
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BET YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET THAT FURSUIT OUT OF YOUR CLOSET SINCE LAST YEAR FUCKFACE