When you have a "type".... *SPOILERS*

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Posted Sep 26, 2017, 10:48 PM UTC

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BeautifulJaymes•

So he is actually into avocado heads

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mgmfa•

Well, he's a closeted racist who sees avacado heads as sexual objects and nothing more.

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thisxisxlife•

Textbook definition of a Jerry.

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tygabeast•
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RudeDuck•
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dtlv5813•

They are co dependent!

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-Mr_Rogers_II•

You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

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ConjecturesOfAGeek•

Hate fucking is the only catharsis

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cjdabeastCan the Pope's dick fit through a doughnut?•

You my dude you hyped for deadpool 2 next year?

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Stormygeddon•

I'll just leave this here. Comic is SFW but Site is NSFW

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hobomojo•

Actually, it explains how much he truly he dislikes avocado heads. The monster Beth is supposed to be a negative image of how jerry sees Beth, which is why Beth sees jerry as a worm.

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The_AlCapwned•

More into just avocado head

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nettleriseYou know what this human eats•

and also being a sub

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bfiorino•

Thought she looked familiar when watching it

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badassewok•

Also because the design is based on the alien from Alien

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shadowalien13•

Xenomorph*

E: Before you guys downvote all my replies, realise that I'm not saying what I said in a mean way. I was just after karma here, and I got it. Thanks. Keep it coming.

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AntiochCorhen•

Is the Xenomorph not an alien?

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I-Cut-Myself•

Are dogs not mammals?

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FemaleSandpiper•

The proper term is undocumented life form

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Violander•

That depends on your point of reference. If you are a xenomorph living on the planet that's occupied only by other xenomorphs, then no.

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Well it wasn't an Arcturian.

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ShadyNite•

From a certain perspective, the humans are aliens

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shadowalien13•

Fuck off

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teekookoo•

Nope.

This creature has no specific name, and has been referred to most often onscreen, and in the credits of each film, simply as the Alien. It was called an alien, and an organism, in the first film. It has also been referred to as a creature, a serpent, a beast, a dragon, a monster, a nasty, or simply, a thing. The term xenomorph (lit. "alien form"—from Greek xeno-, which translates as either "other" or "strange", and -morph, which denotes shape) was first used by the character Lieutenant Gorman in Aliens with reference to generic extraterrestrial life. The term was erroneously assumed by some fans to refer specifically to this creature, and the word was used by the producers of some merchandise.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(creature_in_Alien_franchise)#Name

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shadowalien13•

Fuck off

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thedude21619•

Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin

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LefroyJenkins•

Why did you say that?

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Chimpbot•

"Xenomorph" isn't the proper name for the alien(s) in the Alien series. It's quite literally a fancy way of saying "alien" and would be applicable to all aliens.

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Khalbrae•

If one comes from the Imperium of Man, all xenos must be purged as must the heretics.

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skeeterplayswowOP•

Isn't xenomoroh just a play on words? Basically a xeno (something alien) that can "morph" into several variant forms of an animal.

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shadowalien13•

Fuck off

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SkeletalCrusader•

Being honest, I like that.

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shadowalien13•

;)

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flying_gliscor•

Right. It's based on the alien from xenomorph

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Spychex•

One has four, the other has three.

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RadelsInJulySnow•

You noticed what the other has three of, but guess what she has two of...

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doveenigma13•

Two unsatisfied vaginas?

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smaagggg•

unsatisfied

Snap Yes!

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RenegadeDragon•

My man!

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geared4war•

Well maybe he had an XP20...

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IndieCredentials•

I dunno, what if Jerry is like Cyril from Archer? Same VA, both pathetic cowards.

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The_AlCapwned•

Got damn!

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Spychex•

massive gauges in her ears?

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metaStatic•

Testicles?

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SomeDude013743•

Where are my testicles, summer ?

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RonaldinhoReagan•

terry flappy folds?

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SparklyDavid•

*four *three

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xHeavyBx•

I was gonna make that comment but you beat me to it. :(

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tr0n4000•

Don't worry you'll get your turn to be unoriginal soon enough

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TheOffendingHonda•

Uhh... Pickle Rick dickbutt broken arms?

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2Grit•

"Tonight, we celebrate"

"With a hunt?"

"Yes, because for tomorrow, we hunt"

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progeriababy•

I'll never understand how just quoting lines from the show gets upvotes. Yes... that's what was said on the show.

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Sokcman•

try spinning thats a good trick

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BirdSoHardThe beacon was activated. Who is in danger?•

What is this, a crossover episode?

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critically_damped•

Yes I too will never understand why people enjoy seeing lines repeated from a show they enjoy. Humans are so inconceivably mysterious.

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ConjecturesOfAGeek•

Humans are flawed and stupid

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Samrux•

Haha, you called yourself stupid

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progeriababy•

"it is random debris. I found it in my carpet. I don't know what humans eat." HAHAHAHAHA I know this has literally nothing to do with the comment that I am responding to, but... LOL, remember!?

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ConjecturesOfAGeek•

Exactly it's lazy and uncreative

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Gphelps•

You’re complaining about people quoting a tv show........ in that shows sub?

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"Maybe people that create things aren’t concerned with your delicate sensibilities, y’know? Maybe the species that communicates with each other through the filter of your comfort are less evolved than the ones who just communicate. Maybe your problems are your own to deal with and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings is a one-way ticket to extinction."

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2Grit•

Because most people arent bitter

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yoshimasa•

yeah? well...PICKLE RICK!!!! Take that, motherfucker!

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Samrux•

Except it doesn't say "because for tomorrow"

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mooooooon•

"Gentlemen to bed, for tomorrow we battle!"

"Gentlemen to bed, for at day break... we will... breakfast."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8BPP4ASQWo

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Whole_Cheese•

Aren't they both just supposed to have a resemblance to Alien?

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Day_Bow_Bow•

I just figured the second one had a big head since she had telekinesis.

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Whole_Cheese•

That makes more sense. Coincidental I guess then?

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Day_Bow_Bow•

I'd say it could be either one. Though maybe OP was right and this is Jerry's redhead.

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Spyke96•

Coincidence? In Rick and Morty? Surely not! It must be part of the creators' grand 9 season plan and will almost definitely become a major plot point further down the line. ^^/s

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Whole_Cheese•

Where can I subscribe to your fan theories?

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budom•

We'll never know the same way we'll never know if Beth left

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KlausBaudelaire18•

I think we'll know. Just like we wait a whole season for the Cronenberg universe.

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camzabob•

I doubt it would be coincidental. Most likely they were thinking of designs for her and remembered Beth in that episode and thought it would be neat.

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zzenni•

, Kyle

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Dunkleosteus-Prime•

I thought she was supposed to be predator?

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mrpoopistan•

Nah, the things she's hunting look way more like the Predator. Check the mouths.

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tehaxor•

More like the toilet monster from X-Files.

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Yes-I-am-a-Bot•

Flukeman?

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mrpoopistan•

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the R&M monsters' mouths had that horizontal open like the Predator.

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critically_damped•

It's almost like they intentionally reversed that trope. Or something.

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mrpoopistan•

As long as we're not talking Alien Covenant . . . sure.

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Iroscato•

My first thought was she was an homage to the Asari from Mass Effect - blue skin, highly attractive, telekinetic.

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hedcraft1•

Welcome to casual dating.

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batti03•

kinda got a "Ancient Astronaut" vibe from the second one

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denimwookie•

"...resemblance to the xenomorph from Alien?"

just being pedantic

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_zesty•

you might as well just said "...resemblance to the alien from Alien?"

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Whole_Cheese•

Not being pedantic is alien to him

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denimwookie•

aliens!

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Carbidekiller•

With another monster that hurts him.

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Emmycurls•

I don't think he is into it if that's the part of her he admitted hating. Jerry is just jumping from one bad relationship to the next likely because that is all he knows.

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philip1201•

You can hate things you're sexually attracted to. Like Republican senators and gay men.

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Nightsaber•

Got...DAMN!

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wytchmaker•

This guy gets it

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whenigetoutofhere•

Thanks Noob Noob.

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horsesandeggshells•

I remember talking to a gay friend about Larry Craig after he got busted at that airport bathroom. My friend said he didn't think Larry Craig was gay, he just really liked getting blowjobs.

It was at that point that I realized that he could not fundamentally grasp my sexuality in a very similar way that I couldn't grasp his. I mean to say, I will not ever be sexually attracted to men, barring some TBI, and he couldn't see that no straight man, no matter how much he was down for blowjobs, would get with another dude.

No idea where I was going with that.

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bobokeen•

Sounds like you can't fundamentally grasp that your version of straightness is not the same as everybody elses. Plenty of dudes have experimented while being perfectly straight.

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GourangaPlusPlus•

Na I'd say that moves away from being straight into bi or another sexuality and there's nothing wrong with that but straight is pretty well defined

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horsesandeggshells•

I think you misread what I wrote.

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moose_dad•

About as perfectly straight as a bendy ruler. That at the absolute least makes them curious.

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_zesty•

I think experimenting and deciding its not for you could be done by a "straight" person.

Experimenting and deciding you kind of like it sometimes would land you in a definite "bi" category.

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PaarlVinland•

They just hate themselves and feel the need to drag others down into that hatred so they're not alone. Like really insecure school bullies, only they make money and power off of it

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BingeReddit•

They probably don't even hate gay people they just benefit too much to stop pretending. They're black slavers. That's lower than the head house nigga

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yeaheyeah•

They hate themselves and see themselves as horrible sinners so they try to balance that by pushing for discrimination

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gadimus•

Imo he'll take anything he can get...

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gadimus•

Imo he'll take anything he can get...

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KeiEx•

Also Beth that jerry imagined is closer to reality than everyone thought at the time.

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Feshtof•

Except that delusion Beth needs(!) Jerry.

Real Beth, although sharing many negative aspects of her fictional counterpart, certainly does not.

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Pyrominon•

One could make the argument that it was her relationship with Jerry that was keeping Beth's more sociopathic tenancies in check.

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I-Cut-Myself•

Or Jerry was an outlet for all her sociopathic tendencies, now she has no one to bully

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Feshtof•

That is certainly possible.

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Deeebaser•

She's not doing so hot right now.

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skeeterplayswowOP•

She wasn't doing all that well in the dimension where Jerry is famous, either.

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whiteravenxi•

I dunno man. My type = Jennifer Hale's voice. I don't know if Jerry can be faulted for that.

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SilverSpider781•

Ever since Spider-Man The Animated Series...

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Xisuthrus•

Oh shit I thought that voice was familiar. Funny that they basically got Femshep to voice an Asari.

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Thisismyvoice5•

Gross! For the alien.

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Chemical_Scum•

That dude sure loves strong women

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Better handjobs

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Alix1723oh my god•

Dude, could you imagine a telekinect handjob? That'd be like a... mindjob, or something.

EDIT: Mind blowing.

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My boy Jerry knows what's up.

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BingeReddit•

You blew my mind, now blow me!

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zonang•

No no, blow me!

🖕🖕 Peace among worlds 🖕🖕

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pxtleo•

So Dan Harmon has a fetish in avocado heads.

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Gulagoon•

His actual fetish is stockings/feet. He once kept a mannequin leg which he used masturbatory purposes. There's been a few references to it.

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ipredictriot•

Red avocado heads

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kevducharme•

I thought it was going to be about Morty and the voluptuous redheads. lol

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urinal_deuce•

That's racist they look nothing alike.. not that I view the world with that lens.

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CovaDax1•

So you think all aliens look the same?

That's kind of racist.

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tripoptimizer•

Damn my brain was burning up wondering where i saw her before. Was about ready to do a rewatch

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Cookielunie•

The triple breasted whore from eroticon 6

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hisdudeness8686•

And Rick had sex with her

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skeeterplayswowOP•

Well, I mean, I'm sure it is right up there with giraffes and mermaid puss.

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Maybe he used a different hole

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Thoughtfuhl•

I said this right after episode aired.... missed opportunity from me i guess

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shieldoversword•

Whoaaaa

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