Thoughts During Day Two of Being Engaged: A Collection

• Where do I put the ring when I'm at the gym?
• Am I allowed to shower with it? Does water hurt it?
• What if everyone at work notices? What if no one notices? How do I keep people from noticing?
• It definitely doesn't fit right, too loose.
• Are you supposed to take it off when you wash your hands? EVERY TIME?
• It definitely doesn't fit, too tight.
• How much time can I spend looking venues and still say I did work today?
• How can I make my budget spreadsheet look like real work?
• I need to stop talking with my hands so people don't think I'm trying to make them notice.
• Will NO ONE notice it? Is that how this is gonna go?
• It's so sparkly.
• How many different subs can I post my glamour shot on? (And baby makes three)
• Is the diamond gonna fall out?
• Will I notice if it falls off?
• It really is so sparkly.

Please note: it is 11am. Send help.