Zero Punctuation !.:.! Mercenaries 2
escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctua...Posted Oct 1, 2008, 4:15 PM UTC
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Oh-no-he-didn't!
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Sucker tried to play me, but you never paid me never (Oh no you didn’t) Payback is a’comin’, you will be runnin’ forever (Oh no you didn’t)
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I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer you owe MEEEEEE!
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Anyone know where I can get a hi quality mp3 of that? The flv rip from high quality is only 96kbps :(.
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From the Mercenaries 2 website.
Dang. You people are lazy as hell these days.
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that would have been great intro\outro music for this weeks episode.
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Ah good to see Yahtzee hasn't lost it and he was just in a bit of a slump.
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Yeah, this is the first decent one in a while.
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Huh? I thought last week's was pretty good.
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What's this? The ads for The Escapist's other, much crappier programs at the end are gone?
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It was probably an oversight. They'll be back next week, making up for this weeks loss too.
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They're gone from all of the videos
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Might have been collateral damage from removing the Warhammer ads they'd been running - I guess we'll see next week if they're still gone.
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You missed 2 weeks ago.
IT'S NOT THE SAAAAME!
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JD, every week, you post it. I don't care if 5 other people have posted it already. You post it. I'll up vote the post and down vote your 'originality'
It's either this or my OCD twitches start happening again.
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Fixed my error.
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vouch
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This post reminds me of the leaves turning on an early autumn afternoon. You know what it is and when it's going to happen, but once it DOES happen and you look upon it, you realize you had forgotten how absolutely beautiful it is.
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Hey, points in the positive, congratulations! :)
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<3
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you should seriously see a doctor (mental one wink wink)
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There was a wink wink. Maybe the doctor's hot. Maybe you really should see the doctor.
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Why would anyone go and see a mental doctor? You could bend over for your digital rectal exam and end up with anything up there!
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Delicious copypasta. Try some.
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The game needs the option of restarting the story with all the shit that you have stockpiled. Then I will play it some more.
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like a hero-mode or challenge mode?
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Hmmm. No, I want to replay the story with all the weapons and money and shit that I have collected, so I can have fun playing through the game again, instead of grinding to the end, while keeping all the good stuff, and not using it.
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well that feature in the Jak series was called hero mode, in Ratchet and Clank it's called Challenge mode so it's a matter of terminology here.
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If I ever work on a Katamari game, I'm going to push so hard to have the option of playing in Happy Smile Super Challenge Family Wish mode.
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Yeah, or a free roam after finishing the game.
I was hoping to finish all of the levels AFTER killing the dude, but no such luck...
It also sucks that none of my achievements unlocked. :(
I still don't know why.
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"dick pavlova"
that's utter gold!
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This game is great but only because I pirated it and therefore feel that much closer to the spirit of the game somehow.
Here's a recipe for fun.
- Hijack helicopter
- Go grab a fuel tank with your winch
- Fly over enemy base
- Drop fuel tank
Or you can play coop and get your buddy to hop in a truck with a mounted grenade launcher and him manning said launcher, and then you pick up the whole truck with your chopper winch and then fly around the city lobbing grenades and stuff at everything.
Game is brainless fun
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Pirates and mercenaries are not the same.
In order to feel closer to the spirit of the game, you would have to charge someone money to play it, as opposed to doing it out of love for your country.
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Something semi-witty about punctuation.
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If anyone wants to do a co-op on Mercenaries 2, send me a message !! thanks
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this game sucked, there were so many bugs in it, even after they delayed its release by 6 months.
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I couldn't agree more with this man.
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So good...must resist urge...to fap...
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"Have fun blowing up buildings,kids, but remember that it only counts as terrorism if the occupants are white"
Comedy Gold.
My quote upvote of the day goes to "Eat a dick pavlova".
mmmm dick pavlova..