[CJ]Why don't you have a date tonight/What are you drinking?/Cake recipes

CJ

Posted Oct 21, 2017, 9:30 PM UTC

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

I am home in NY. I thought about trying to set up a drink date with someone and did some swiping but now I've eaten too much pizza and I feel like a fat unattractive slob and I have the sodium sweats.

Trying to figure out how I can get this tattooed cutie with a planets dress to keep talking to me until I get back to Worcester and can try to set up a date.

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Wickedawkwardsweet and sass•

How long it until you're back? If it's a week or so ask and set one up

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

Haha, it's tomorrow night. Definitely gonna try to set one up but we're both replying slow.

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Wickedawkwardsweet and sass•

In that case, go for it and good luck

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sciencefairehot guys pls•

Hi I miss you! This all sounds pretty good though. Even if you're sweaty

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

I miss your face!

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I just broke things off with a guy I've had four dates with. :( he was clingy, controlling, and disregarded what I wanted in regards to touching and kisses. Like when I didn't want to I'd pull away and turn my head so then he'd kiss my cheek or forehead. Slap his hand away only to have it return moments later. Ugh. Or when he kept saying he'd do anything to make me happy. It had only been like 2 dates! Despite that, I liked him but I'm not putting up with that.

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

This seems like the right move in response to his several wrong ones.

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zinzam7223/M/San Jose•

Or when he kept saying he'd do anything to make me happy. It had only been like 2 dates!

Oh god that's weird. Not that the rest of it's any better...

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tndrthr23/M normal in all the wrong ways•

The kissing the cheek just sounds like someone trying and failing to make a failed kiss less awkward, but the rest sounds ridiculous. Good on you for calling it off!

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Peach_ala_Loadsmarried n shit•

Must be into some really weird shit.

~ Loads

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lemonlife0524i fux w self improvement•

"let's get ramen"

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Peach_ala_Loadsmarried n shit•

Disgusting.

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sciencefairehot guys pls•

I'll get ramen with you AND I won't ghost you

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

what those bastards who would do that not me nope

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

Mmhm

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kit09430/F/JC/Upper Class Doll•
  1. Taking a break, but I did text my ex

  2. Shitty wine

  3. I've had success with this

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AbsoluteRubbishEnforce this dick•

that cake looks delish

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time_squidOP85% Jim Halpert, 15% Dwight Schrute•

Dummie.

Edit: My mom would love this recipe

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kit09430/F/JC/Upper Class Doll•

Send it to her, then you can have some if she makes it.

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smartygirl(flairless)•

If I had ricotta in the fridge I would bake this right now

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kit09430/F/JC/Upper Class Doll•

If you do make it, add some lemon rind.

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sciencefairehot guys pls•

I have to find a way to low carb this and then I will eat it all

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kit09430/F/JC/Upper Class Doll•

If there aren't medical reasons for the low carb, then just make it and eat it. Give the leftovers to your neighbors.

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sciencefairehot guys pls•

Is fat a good enough medical reason?? lmao

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kit09430/F/JC/Upper Class Doll•

No. Eat the cake, then go for a walk. Healthier to eat the thing you're craving then it is to crave something and keep eating other things in an attempt to replace it.

Have the cake! Drink the wine!

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matchbox4twenty•

Date canceled and doesn't wanna reschedule.

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InvisiblechimpFire CEO Elie Seidman•

After the Sandusky scandal, it infuriates me that Penn State still has a football program. Fuck Penn State.

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Peach_ala_Loadsmarried n shit•

Typing recipes won't bring her back.

~ Loads

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Peach_ala_Loadsmarried n shit•

I'm not having sex with you.

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smartygirl(flairless)•
  1. Just not feeling the need right now. I was out with a friend last night, and she even commented, "You really aren't interested in dating are you, you aren't even looking at anyone."

  2. No drinking due to hangover. Maybe hot chocolate later.

  3. I made this cake last week but now it's all gone.

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anotherclumsyjawnbitter betty crocker•

he has plans with his mom

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PeggyPie34/F/Vancouver - send pie•

I've been shamelessly angling on Tinder for the past week or two to try and get a date for birthday drinks tonight. It seems I haven't been angling enough/shameless enough.

I was talking to a guy yesterday who seemed really down to earth but he's busy with family stuff today. Q_Q At this point it's super rainy and I didn't sleep well last night so I'll probably give up and do nerdy things at home instead. Hopefully with a bottle of wine if I can be arsed to trek outside again. :p

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

You should have been shamelessly angling on this sub. I would have took you out for birthday drinks.

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PeggyPie34/F/Vancouver - send pie•

Second hand angling. ;) It's never too late!

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RagingClitGasm24/F/Brooklyn•

This guy I've been seeing is, bizarrely enough, in my small hometown halfway across the country this weekend. I'm both deeply uncomfortable and super jealous that he's there.

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

I do have a date tonight. We are riding the Hallowe'en train through Stanley Park. But it's the PNW, so there's a good chance it'll be raining.

I told her to bring green eggs and ham. And a fox in a box.

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

Let me know that that was like. I took a non-local girl down to Stanley Park last week and I could tell she really wanted to go on it but she thought she was to old.

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

Well if she's too old then so am I, and I'm going on it with my gf and her sister and the sister's old-ass boyfriend.

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

To be fair this was the middle of the day and it was all kids on the thing

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

Kids are easier to throw off

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PeggyPie34/F/Vancouver - send pie•

I'm jelly! I haven't been on the train for ages! The weather certainly isn't cooperating today though. :( Hopefully it'll let up a bit for you!

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coffeeandbladesSmooth and medium bodied with zesty undertones•

I mean...I might. I just have to find the motivation to get dressed. I should get dressed. Sigh.

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

I had a date scheduled for yesterday but it morphed into two friends hanging out. Got a first date tomorrow night so I think it's okay for me have today off.

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

If you're out Friday I'm playing a gig at Red Truck, which is 10 minute walk from Main St. Skytrain

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

Think I might have been there. Isn't that a brewery in the middle of an industrial estate?

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Crommunist33/M/Vancouver [half orc, full dork]•

That's the one.

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Crooked-LegM/34/Vancouver with an English accent•

Well the girl I am seeing tomorrow is really into art, music, etc... If we have a 2nd date this might not be a bad quirky thing to go to.

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Scanty_and_Kneesocks🌈✨❇️Pansexual Death Squad❇️✨🌈•

I have a platonic non romantic date...does that count? One of my friends finally got a new car since her old one died and we might go somewhere or do something. Possibly with alcohol. Who knows?

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Peach_ala_Loadsmarried n shit•

Alcohol is the best.

~ Loads

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logiauserCackling maniacally•

I should have gone over to her place but had some stuff to take care off. Hopefully I can spend some time with her tomorrow :)

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DontPMmeCupcakesCreature discomfort•
  1. because its finals week and we reported it to next week

  2. not drinking anything because im "studying"

  3. My favorite chocolate cake recipe : https://www.ricardocuisine.com/en/recipes/3034-chocolate-guinness-cake

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suchadudeput me on a pedestal•

I have a second date tonight - we’re going to see 2049 at the theater by his house, and then hopefully other things.

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Wouldn't say had a date... more like just meeting up and chatting for a few hours.

She'll be busy the next two weeks, but has said we should meet up again. I decided things may work out better for me in the end if I take them slow and not try to rush into a relationship.

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