[Event] Going Over Your Head - And Breaking A Stag

This was the most important letter he'd ever open. And it wasn't even for him. He knew that a letter from the King forwarded to him for Leo meant that Leo was coming, and the letter could not wait for his arrival in next door Highgarden.

There was only one way out of this now.

To King Daeron (titles),

I have read the letter you sent to my liege about my sentencing.

It is clear from your letter that you do not know of Tyrell's involvement in this. While I personally had no shame in exacting the justice on my lands in the knowledge that the men were criminals, it was Leo Tyrell who instructed me, as Lord Commander of the Armies, to make an example of any Dornish encroaching on his lands, and to remove this patrol violently in particular.

Please find letter with evidence attached. I ride for King's Landing immediately, as I do not anticipate Leo Tyrell to give me due justice in an effort to hide his involvement. I do not demand right to a trial should it be too difficult or pricely to organise; I shall accept your sentence in person.

First In Battle,

Lord Owen Tarly of Horn Hill

He then penned another letter for Osmund:

To Lord Osmund Baratheon of Storm's End,

As I now face near certain death, I can now tell you I fucked your wife. I met Ellyn in secret with your bannermen Caron and Trant to discuss your incompetence. After the bannermen left my meeting chamber, I allowed her to ride my cock on my oaken table.

First in Battle,

Lord Owen Tarly of Horn Hill