The Truth the KR Devs don't want you to see!
Posted Nov 25, 2017, 1:08 PM UTC
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Evgeniy Stychkin as Vladimir Lenin
Nice try. We all know who the Real Lenin is.
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Josef Stalin as Wesley Crusher
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"Comrade Lenin, there's reactionaries coming on attack vector."
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So... is this like a case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? By day, he is a conservative naval officer, by night, a communist world revolutionary?
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"The Russians called me a loser. The French called me an extremist. They laughed at me. Can you believe it? ME, THE ORGANIZER BEHIND EVERYTHING! WITHOUT ME, THEY WOULD LICK THE BOOTS OF THEIR KINGS AND EMPERORS! AND THEN THEY EXILED ME, AS IF I WAS A CRIMINAL! I owe nothing to these People anymore... or to socialism. They thought I was gone. Never to be heard of again. But they are wrong. Oh, how deliciously wrong they are. They think their revolution can reach anywhere, but without my world revolution, they would never find this place. I've been hiding. In the most southern place of the world. Fourteen years have I been hiding and building my army... An army of loyal servants... An army they won't expect. In fact, they will laugh at them, when they see my minions, but they will stop laughing once their beaks are covered with traitorous blood...
Then, my plan succeeded. The devilish Admiral died soon enough that I was able to perfectly replace him. Took some time to adapt his looks; An unappetizing process with many knifes and swearing words. I hate looking in the mirror now, but people trust me. The Japanese think I'm their lapdog. If they only knew that they're on the wrong side of the leash..."
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Is it just me or does he look a bit like Liam Neeson on the Trotsky picture?
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He looks like Sam Hyde.
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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MDE presents: WORLD REVOLUTION. What a great historical event. Too bad it stopped after one country.
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I always thought Trotsky had a Ballymena accent...
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E R E C T F O R T R O T S K Y
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P I C C
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E V E R Y A D M I R A L A P E R M A N E N T R E V O U T I O N A R Y
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KONO TROSKY DA
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TUROTOSUKI-SAMA*
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WTF i love Kolchak now.
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And you didn't before!??
OK, one free pass. Your next hiccup, a lead weight will be tied to your ankle, a cold and dark death awaits you at the bottom of Vladivostok harbor.
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Stop this slandering! Everyone knows Trotsky is raising the penguin army of Antarctica!
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Your majesty, recently some of your Imperial Japanese soldiers reported sighting penguins near Khabarovsk. I mean, this is nonsense. We all know penguins live in Antartica. Right?
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I just want to say that Admiral is a very enjoyable movie. I recommend it to everyone who is erect with life.
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Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
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It all makes sense ! Vladivostok is a perfect forward operating base for Trotsky !
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E R E C T F O R P E N G U I N S
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I really thought that was Sam Hyde as Trotsky for a moment.
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U L T I M A T E H O R S E S H O E
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Rule 5: Kolchak and Trotsky are played by the same actor in modern Russian media. The only logical explaination? Trotsky was Admiral Kolchak the entire time, and thus the reason why he "dissapeared" in Kaiserreich!
It makes perfect sense! The reason Kolchak tried to coup Kerensky after the civil war was because it was not Kolchak at all! It was a disgruntled Trotsky intent on breaking up and destroying the whites.
Even in an alternate timeline, Trotsky is still after power in Russia.
You thought the coup was started by Kolchak, BUT IT WAS ME, TROTSKY!
E R E C T F O R T R O T S K Y
Calm down, Tukhachevsky