What is the best cleaning product for getting semen out of my cat's fur? - Yahoo! Answers strikes once again
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081211...Posted Dec 29, 2008, 6:29 AM UTC
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Mix one part Lysol, one part Ajax, and one part Antifreeze in a 16 ounce glass. Stir these ingredients thoroughly. Plug your nose and drink the whole thing.
You'll feel a little woozy.. That means it's working.
...and your cat will never have to worry about semen on her fur ever again because you'll be dead. Problem solved.
Fucking brilliant.
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please tell me its cat semen, if so ,then a warm bath with cat shampoo if not cat semen you either need a faster cat or a gpood psychiatrist!
I like this response...
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Miss-fires go to the strangest places. At least you didn't hit any ovaries.
This is my new life motto.
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...It cums right up in your face...
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Thank god it didn't end up inside the pussy...
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That would have been a CATastrophe.
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But every time that happens to me I just feelfine.
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More semen, of course.
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A whale and a dolphin were swimming in the bay when they noticed a whaling boat. The dolphin says to the whale, "Why don't you swim under the boat, blow out of your blowhole, and tip the boat over!". The whale agrees and swims under the boat, blows out its blowhole, and sure enough, the boat capsizes and all the fisherman begin to drown. The dolphin cheers and says, "Now why don't you swim around and eat up all these fisherman to really get back at them!". The whale replies "I may have given a blowjob, but I won't swallow the seamen!"
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Hey dis Vince from SHAMWOW, lookit how nice it gets up the semen outta the cats fur. See dat undaneath there? That's ya mildew that's ya crusty semen lookit dat.
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Cats rarely come when you call them, but do they call you when you cum on them?
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A bear walks up to a rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?".
The rabbit says, "No, not really".
So the bear says, "Thanks", and picks him up and proceeds to use him to wipe his ass with.
Ba-Da-Bing!
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I heard that 9 out of ten cats prefer whiskers, at least I know what the other one of ten likes now.
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How did you make that upside-down 6?
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Seems like a troll. I mean, like, I thought everyone knew that plain old water will wash semen off of just about any furry animal...
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What about my furry animal suit?
Shit, I've said too much.
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I would have thought a touch of semen adds character to a trusty yiffsuit. You know, gives it some spunk.
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+1 italics
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"Semen isn't peanut butter." Polpota
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This guy would beg to differ.
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For his sake I hope its creamy, chunky must be like passing several dozen little kidney stones.
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Miss-fires go to the strangest places. At least you didn't hit any ovaries.
AHHH!!!
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a cat is fine too...
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Seems like /b/ has found a new hang out...
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My larger cat took off for three days. When he came back he was terrified, exhausted, and covered head to toe in pine tar and axle grease.
The best all purpose cat cleaner I found then was warm water and simple dishwashing liquid.
The axle grease came right out. The pine tar was... challenging. Fortunately he was too tired to fight.
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The pine tar was... challenging.
If you freeze the cat, the pine sap will become brittle and crumbly and should chip off easily.
Please don't freeze your cat.
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+1000 internets to you, sir.
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You think the guy could find some metaphorical pussy instead of an actual one.
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I think this is that same dude who accidentally his fleshlight a while back.
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I think the people that gave serious answers are scarier.
and into beastiality.
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I'm surprised nobody suggested just letting the cat lick itself clean.
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That's disgusting. Think of the cats.
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Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to cum on a hundred cats, but take it from this old cat cummer, I've spent my entire adult life on zoophilia, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
If you only cum on one part of their bodies (and that's all a single exercise of cat-cumming is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for trouble down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
It's like handling a pressure washer as a fireman wannabe. What will you accomplish? You'll blow your load on her belly, her eyes, her back, etc., because this penis of yours isn't designed to cum outside of a vagina where the semen is directed along a path.
Cat-cumming basically only train the method of ejaculating to cats and to some extent, one's creativity. What you really want to do is to cum on all sorts of things, in all different categories (books, PVC pipes, washer machines, caffienated beverages, use your imagination here) to better learn how your penis ejaculates in various situations and not have it go in other places than its mouth, over the course of a lifetime. And don't forget your 7-Up to clean it up!
I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with EXPERIENCED cat-cumming is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
But do it right, okay?
My advice, find a good website, with qualified trainers who will design your programs for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for experienced cat-cumming. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
And don't worry about being embarrassed or not knowing what you like best the first time you walk into a website. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
Now get out there and do it! :-)
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Elaborate
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Oh no, please don't
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Haha, I see what you did there. The verb and the adjective are spelled the same way. LOL.
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Wow. This is going on 4chan.
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Now that's what I call a sticky situation.
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It was deleted within the last few minutes unfortunately -- the time it took for me to send it to a friend have him open it up this morning :)
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It's funny because he ejaculated on his pet, and that's frowned upon by the community.
No, what's funny is that the first answer simply assumed it was a miss-fire!
What's wrong with cumming on a pussy .. ?
I semen what you did there.
It would be a faux-paw.
But that is called zoophilia, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most cultures.
Nay, i say!
Or, perhaps, maybe...it was a serious question that should not have been taken down by Yahoo Answers.
Lets use Occam's razor here...It is very unlikely that the guy was having sexual relations with his cat...
It is more likely that he accidentally hit the cat - perhaps it sneaked under the desk when he was taking care of business at his computer...
".It is very unlikely that the guy was having sexual relations with his cat..."
I think you are new to the internet.
I upmodded your comment because you made a obvious observation akin to other obvious observations which is quickly becoming a moderatly amusing meme.
It's only "obvious" in that everyone infers the implied intent unconsciously; putting it in direct and not implied terms makes its ridiculousness far more apparent and adds to the efficacy of the technique.
That cleared it up for me. Many Thanks.
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