To Lauren S., from a Facebook comment section.

You're an artful Trixie,
a transgressive Becky,
the basicbitch anima
of cruelty free Vegan Pho
washed out rainbow hair
and curated clapbacks—

I never liked your kind,
so combative, so delicate,
so earnest in your woke abnegation,
but you're clogging up my feed
with your emoji callouts
and performative prattle,
so you probably won't mind
that I've blocked you,
muted you,
unsubbed you (forever)
on every digital platform,
in every tangible way.

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