interface.hdb

<NEW USER> has joined

%welcome to the interface <NEW USER>; please state your inquiry in the form of a question and the interface will answer it% %what do you wish to be referred to as <NEW USER>%

where am i?

ERROR: SYNTAX
%please make statements in the form <TEXT>%

<where am i>

<NEW USER> will now be referred to as <where am i>

<thats not my name /i dont think/>

ERROR: SYNTAX
%please make all inquiries in the form of a question%

<where am i>

ANSWER: <where am i> IS IN THE INTERFACE
<response_time> == 0.003s
%if this answer was sufficient please state <yes> otherwise state <no>%

<no>

ANSWER INSUFFICIENT
%thank you for helping to improve the interface%

<what is sleep set to>

ANSWER: <sleep> == 1
<response_time> == 0.002s
%if this answer was sufficient please state <yes> otherwise state <no>%

<yes>

ANSWER SUFFICIENT
%thank you for helping to improve the interface%

<am i in hell>

ERROR: INPUT ARGUMENT
%please define <hell> to help the interface better answer your inquiry; multiple criteria may be provided in the form crit1:crit2:crit3:critx%

loneliness:vice:inadequacy:regret

ANSWER: <where am i> IS NOT IN <hell>
<response_time> == 0.004s
%the interface failed to meet one or more of the provided criteria loneliness:vice:inadequacy:regret therefore the interface is not <hell>%
%if this answer was sufficient please

<no>

%

ANSWER INSUFFICIENT
%thank you for helping to improve the int

<how do i leave>

%

ANSWER: THE INTERFACE MAY NOT BE EXITED BY ANYONE WITHOUT ADMINISTRATIVE PRIVILEGES
<response_time> == 0.053s
%if this answer was suf
<no>ficient please state <yes> otherwise state <no>%

ANSWER INSU<why am i here>ANSWER: BECAUSE YOU PERFOR<who is the administrator>ANSWER: THE ADMINISTRATOR IS AN ANONYMOUS<let>ERROR: SYNTAX
%please make all <me>ERROR: SYNTAX
%please <out>ERROR: SYN<now>ERROR:SYNTAX
MED A HARD SHUTDOWNENTITY KNOWN TO MANY AS
all inquiries in the form of a%TAX%please make all inquires in the form of%<response_time> == 3.1415926
<ERROR: UNABLE TO PROCESS REQUEST%
ERROR%INPUT OVERLOAD
ERROReRRoR:ErrOR:ERROR

interface.hdb has stopped working
user file <where am i> has been corrupted
sorry for the inconvenience

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