The Uncertainty Principle

There's no hard science
to finding someone new
It's more of a handshake
firm but gentle

Too much
you fall over yourself
Too little
birdwatcher

A Wayne Gretzky poster
seas of fish
friends of friends
microwaved cheese

it's not you
love thyself
covet thy neighbor's wife
Buddhist meditation classes

Heisenberg already proved
you can know the where
you can know the how
but you can't know both

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