You get to name a disease after your most hated enemy, what's the name of the disease and what are the symptoms?
Posted Mar 30, 2018, 5:42 AM UTC
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The very contagious Grandma. The symptoms are not returning phone calls and playing favorites with your grandchildren.
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{insert my name} ~sion. Symptoms include: memory retention issues, constantly making poor choices, lathargy, constant suicidal thoughts, endless cycles of self degradation, and memory retention issues.
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The disease is "Cunt Face". That is what I call her; Her name is not allowed in my house (Yes I know it's petty).
Symptoms are:
- Being a cunt
- Terrible mother
- Drug addict
- Mom Jeans
- Bust down, turned out hoe
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I feel like this disease applies to more people than you would think.
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Probably! I wouldn't doubt that this disease multiplies rapidly.
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Noah Webster syndrome: You take something that works perfectly well, change it all around, and insist others follow your lead. Finally, demand that it is the “right” way, and everyone else is “wrong”, even if you are the minority.
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b-ITCH-knee it’s a disease where your knee itches very badly nonstop and you can only get it if you are Bitchney Aka Britney
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Trumpitis: A terrible disease that first starts turning the skin orange. Then a unique form of dementia sets in where the patient can no longer understand rational thought or speak in clear sentences.
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Damnit why do I not hate anyone rn
I’m sorry. Well mine is pretty funny if you wanna read it. It’s called b-ITCH-knee. It’s a disease where you have severe knee itching all the time and you can only contract it if you are Bitchney aka Bitchney. I mean Britney
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