The Vaporizer - Magus Bellum

Beware of those who partake in the ancient art of vaporizing. They are not hobbyists nor thrill-seekers, they are the oracles of our time.

Conjuring up prophetic clouds, the vaporizers foretell a future plagued with devastating cyclones, nuclear mushroom clouds, and raining rings of hellfire. Their gauged ears are not fashion statements but portals into the Other Realm.

Not only can they gaze into the future, they can actively influence it. Their thick, chemical-laden clouds transform into monstrous Cumulonimbus storms. Their stylish French Inhales result in grocery market shootings. They are wizards with unchecked power; their wand -- a sub-ohm mod.

Currently, vaporizers leverage the power of memetics to appear weak and frail. But we know the truth. Vaporizers are responsible for Nagasaki, Hurricane Maria, and Charlie Hebdo. We cannot catch them, for they will disappear in a cloud of vapor whenever they are in a bind. All we can do is wait, wait for our dipping brethren. Yee yee.