[NSFW] And the mom of the year award goes to.....[NSFW]
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Posted Apr 9, 2009, 1:19 AM UTC
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I always thought about weird shit and back in high school I used to ask my friends when we got high "you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blowjob and then came to kiss you goonight?".
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I typically hear this joke followed with...
"you are now."
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Well good thing my parents were divorced.
cries
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There there hugs It'll be alright.
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Just curious, since mine weren't, did you ever actually give a shit?
Did it ever bother you? Please be honest.
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I know you didn't ask me, but... whatever.
In high-school we were talking about divorces and how is it to live with only one of the parents; many were suggesting that it is a kind of traumatic, so I said "hey, I was raised by my mother and I'm fine"... all my classmates looked me with a "yeah...right." look on their faces.
I've always been respected by all my classmates, I was the "smart guy", but they all thought I was a kind of "weird and mysterious" (that's what the girl who friend-zoned me told me).
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I was quite young when mine did (5/6? thereabouts anyway) and I don't really give a shit, didn't understand at the time, just don't care now.
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Thanks, I figured it must be like that
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My parents divorced when I was 6, and I had already moved 4 times by then, so I was shy, didn't have many friends, and was extremely attached to my family, so it bothered me a lot. It took me a couple years to get over it, because step-parents and step/half-families complicated things. I think that as a child you always have this dream (if they're are both good people) that your parents will magically get back together, even if you know it's totally unrealistic.
In the end it worked out fine, I don't blame my parents for anything (I can sympathize with their mistake), and when I tell people that I have a brother and 3 sisters they look at me weird, and ask if I'm mormon.
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Redditors are awesome and I loved reading these comments. Glad it all worked out!
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You, sir, need this.
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I'm going to get that just to put it on my bookshelf in a conspicuous position.
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its better with the music
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That explains your username. :)
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That's seriously bad. She should be breastfeeding the kid.
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she looks a little preoccupied
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the dude's the one that has his dong out in front of the kid.
just sayin.
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So the dude pulls it and the woman is instinctively compelled to suck it?
If only it were that easy to get women swarming after you.
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it is. just expensive
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Man getting a hardon in the same room with a little boy.
I'm guessing we're seeing just the tip of the iceberg.
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No, no. That's in her mouth.
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Fuck. I'd say she's pretty good at multitasking.
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and the guy, too. don't forget: he's holding the camera while being serviced.
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Thanks a lot guy. Way to ruin the magic.
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maybe another member of the family took the picture. granny or something.
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Her 5 year old could handle the camera. Problem solved.
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... and I call it, The Aristocrats!
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And she has excellent hand-eye, no. mouth-hand coordination.
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I wonder if it's like rubbing your tummy and patting your head at the same time.
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Looks more like wife of the year to me!
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And now, your nominees in the Most Ineffective Pixellation category ...
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Also, the most inexplicable: the penis, I understand, but why her eyebrows and the baby?
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You can identify any person from their eyebrows, obviously.
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they've even started taking eyebrow prints when you get arrested
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actually, they have machines that can count hairs. Everybody has a different amount.
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and not even the whole baby, they blurred all but half his face
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and the stroller
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down. mirror?
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So is it take you child to work day?
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Oh 404. You're the mom to end all moms.
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You sick bastards... here's the video.
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This reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, except instead of her other hand holding a baby bottle, it'd be another dick. One would think that when you're performing sexual acts that make you look like you're operating a handcart, you'd have the decency to tell your boyfriend right away, rather than having him find out a year later. I guess if you are willing to be a filthy, filthy whore, those things don't come to mind...but whatever.
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except instead of her other hand holding a baby bottle, it'd be another dick.
She likes 'em young, eh?
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Well sir, I think you are.
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I'm confused. Are you saying you engaged in a threesome with your ex-gf and then got mad that she didn't take the time to put it into words for you?
Or are you saying that two dudes spit-roasted your ex. If so, did you get any pics? JPEG or it didn't happen, you know.
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He's saying that she had needs, which he didn't fulfill.
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He was involved in a three-some, but is actually a blind-deaf person, so he didn't realize there were other participants until later.
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Man, if I were anywhere near a girl brandishing a dick in her hand I would not put mine in her mouth.
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And that is what separates the men from the bi-curious.
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Homosexuality and bisexuality don't make a man unmanly. Usually it's just expressed a little differently.
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Did I somehow imply that?
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Good thing they blurred out whatever is in her mouth; I simply can't make out what it is!
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Looks like my fiance that i just found out was cheating on me today..
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I'm sorry dude, that sucks.
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sure does, don't know whether I'm coming or going it seems. downvote if you want doesn't matter
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I'd get my kid outta there
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Sorry, man. :(
Good luck in getting through it.
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On the bright side, if the HIV doesn't show up in the next six months, you're probably alright.
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well what else would you expect from a fiance? This isnt the 1800's anymore!
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I'm having trouble interpreting your sentence.
Looks like my fiancée that i just found out was cheating on me today
Did you mean "I just found out that my fiancée was cheating on me today" ? If not, then I have no idea what you're trying to say. You begin with "Looks like my fiancée that I just found out", which doesn't make any sense.
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Reading the internets... you're doing it wrong
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Sorry but his statement was sort of ambiguous. Maybe if he threw a comma in there or said something like "Looks like my fiancée whom I just found out was cheating on me today". That may not be the right word to insert in there but it helps get the intended meaning across.
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Seems quite clear to me. "Looks like my fiance" The woman in the picture looks like his fiance! "that i just found out was cheating on me today.." She's worthless.
Sorry to hear about your relationship, my advice if you haven't already is get out of there, I very much doubt she'll change, most people don't, and your relationship will always be tainted by this now.
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thank you for your comments, and pardon my grammar, but she is leaving, not me. We are not sure how we are going to "split custody" so to say of our child yet, but right now he is with me which is good. As for her changing, I doubt she will either, just sickens me.
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Ah, Ok. I guess it would've made more sense if he said something like "Looks like my fiancée whom I just found out is cheating me." or "Looks like my fiancée, that I just found out is cheating on me".
I don't mean to be a whiny bitch, but without any other punctuation in there or anything, I wouldn't have come to the same conclusion you did about what he meant to say.
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Sooo is there a video related to this?
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She is mom of the year! Look at her feeding her baby! A bad mom wouldn't do that...
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...404 Not Found!
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this picture raises an interesting point to me . . .exactly how close is this to being child porn? not saying I think it is necessarily . . .
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It's more child/porn than child porn.
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Careful, re/max will serve notice on you.
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oh that is very clever
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I do what I can.
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Judging by that immigrant couple that got nailed for having supposedly sexual photos on the same roll as one showing breastfeeding, I'd say that many places would try to prosecute based on this.
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I think I finally understand the meaning of WTF
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mirror anybody, its down????????
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I bet there's a Japanese fetish site for this kind of thing somewhere.
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I bet that if I drop a pencil, it will hit the floor.
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That's Melinda Duckett. She's kind of a proto-Casey Anthony also dogged to death (literally) by Nancy Grace after she lost her kid. She committed suicide but whether Her Obnoxiousness was responsible is of course debatable.
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Not sure why you are being down voted, it appears you are right.
http://www.parentsbehavingbadly.com/2007/01/07/melinda-duckett-voted-worst-parent-of-2006/
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I'm impressed.
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Oh god, I feel bad for laughing.
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I'm gonna do some bad feeling. And it's all gonna be for the kid.
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Just when I think it can't get anymore twisted... There's the comments section!
We aim to please, if you know what I mean
So you aim too, please!
I don't think so. The mom converts one fluid to the other.
Mom at park: My little Johnny's stomach just doesn't like formula! What do you feed your boy?
Guy: (in overacted Sean Connery voice) Semen. Converted by his mother, of course.
I will admit, I heard Sean Connery say that.
I heard Sean Penn say that...not sure why.
Guy: (continuing in overacted Sean Connery voice) And when I partake of said fluids, I prefer them shaken. You know, as opposed to the other way.
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that blow jobs are great.
that mommy's a whore? and that blow job paid for his crib?
Why don't you have a seat over there.
that took me a second to get, at first I was like why would the guy want to feed the baby the bottle, then it hit me
Mom?
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52 votes? reddit really is becoming 4chan
Nah, it's just on the Internets.
125 now :-/