TFW you take your friends advice when picking a lawyer
Posted Apr 16, 2018, 8:39 PM UTC
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Ode to Sean Hannity by John Cleese
Aping urbanity Oozing with vanity Plump as a manatee Faking humanity Journalistic calamity Intellectual inanity Fox Noise insanity You’re a profanity Hannity
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Lumpy's in for it now.
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Cohen is only a lawyer by name, his real job is that of a fixer.
So now you can be sure that if this nasty fucks wife has even half a braincell left after living with him so long, her ears are peaking and she's wondering what Cohen "fixed" in this case.
Could be he was just a sluice between Trump and Hannity or could be Hannity needed the same kind of indiscretions silenced.
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Michael Cohen went to the lowest-ranked toilet law school in the country. Thomas Cooley. They admit anyone with a pulse.
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their school motto is "Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball!"
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His eyes.
They're like black holes.
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Why do all these guys have such bad haircuts?
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To appeal to their core demographic of rural hick quarter wits. "Ee lookums likems meaw. So ee muss be good."
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In spite of everything else, the worst thing about Sean Hannity is still that his 'side' parting is nearly in the middle of his goddamn head. That shit never ceases to baffle and infuriate me.
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Sean never paid Cohen. Sean is not a client, no privilege here. I wonder why he was so pro-trump? Quid pro quo?
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AFAIK, you can't become a lawyer's client without paying him/her at least something, even $1.
So either Cohen is lying or Hannity is lying.
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No that’s not true at all. You can establish an attorney-client relationship without money exchanging hands, it’s all about the intent of the parties. It’s just contract law coupled with lawyer’s professional conduct rules
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Then how does pro bono work?
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What a beady little dead eyed stare. Makes sharks look welcoming.
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Why does everyone on Fox looking vaguely human?
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That face when one of your piles explodes from stress clenching.
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Now his shitfit makes sense
Hannity: "Now in tonight's top story the police are on a manhunt for a rapi-"
(Police Sketch of Hannity appears in the window)