What LOTR quote would you use to describe your sex life?
Posted May 6, 2018, 12:06 AM UTC
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"you shall not pass"
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Sauron: “You can not hide, I see you! There is no life, after me. Only!.. Death!”
I’m married
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Nice
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Please give me the precious
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" A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to."
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"PO-TA-TOES!"
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"In place of a dark lord you will have a queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea!"
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Toss me!
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Fly, you fools!
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Infinity Warfare. Yup.
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Troll fail
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Dont underestimate dwarfs