All4dalulz

Nobody I know cares for you, so I get to steal all your material.

It has been free for the month of march and i’ve fallen in love with the game all over again. My only concern is the player count. Are there still a lot of people playing? (PS4) or are the number of players inflated because of the free month?

I thought of this game the other night and it was a hit. Someone somewhere probably thought of it before me but whatever. If you know the song “Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, back to my home, I dare not go, for if I do, my mother will say, have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tale? down by the bay!” The game is you all sing the song but you have to go around the group coming up with the punchline. Must include an animal. Example. “Have you ever seen a fox with a 20” cock?” DOWN BY THE BAY everyone chants. On to the next person. If someone fails the group pours a cocktail of their choice into a glass for them to drink.

It was the first day of March break. The snow had almost yielded the ground to the grass and the birds sang their first songs. It was a day my friends and I would experience something we will never forget.

For obvious reasons I will use alias. Our names were Matthew, Luke, Peter, John and Gabriel. We were in grade 10. Young. Naive. Well let’s just call it what it is, stupid.

Luke had come to us with a proposition the day before. His parents were leaving on a trip that day and so he suggested we should hotbox his bathroom. Naturally we all agreed.

Gabriel brought the weed. The rest of us bought the snacks and liquids. We were good to go.

Walking in the front door we were greeted by a Ger