Peas Please?

Does anyone have any peas for me?
I would be very appeased to have the peas for my needs
I understand peas don't grow on trees
They do come from seeds, as do the trees
I would be very pleased to receive peas

Ahah!

Holly has fullfilled my pea greed
I am a free to have glee that I have peas, indeed
I can enjoy my tea, pea, potato and cheese feast
My fuzzy goatee has been bleached with green

Now I need the toilet.

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