Confessions of a Popup Ad

If only I, a horny Asian woman from Nevada,

(or California or Michigan or Vermont,

though who really lives in Vermont?)

 

could find some experienced man

to suffocate between the dark valleys

of my breasts that make a mute man

 

babble Psalm 23 like [ONE WEIRD TRICK TO]

getting salvation, kneeling at my altar

of some spread legged one-way window.

 

I promise from my basest pixel that

I carry no viruses [DOCTORS HATE HER!]

Just looking for a soulmate to chat with me

 

on this top site! I'm dying to get to know you,

Male aged 18-24 likes jazz and penguins!

You seem the type that wants to settle down!

 

(The deepest part of me then,

that longs for intimacy

is merely a commodity too.

And all of our feelings or discernable features

are just markets to be pandered [TO

CLEAR YOUR COMPUTER OF VIRUSES, CLICK HERE!!!]

 

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