A Sonnet About Anal.

“Doing it up the butt feels like shitting backwards”,

Is what my friend told me about anal sex.

In that yoga pose of a dog that's downwards,

And requires you flip your asshole convex!

When you see it in porn it looks rather easy;

just pull your butt cheeks apart and relax.

But it's just not so in actuality,

God help you if lube is what you lack.

Dr. Ruth says it's not good and she's the boss

I'm not sure of her thoughts on anal beads.

It's fine if a salad or two you toss,

If you don't do it right your rectum bleeds.

But despite the pain, if you asked I'd agree.

Because I'm trying to be a bigger fan of sodomy.

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