[Humor]EA's Battlefield V
![[Humor]EA's Battlefield V](https://i.redd.it/mdg1ih16tpz01.jpg)
Posted May 24, 2018, 2:31 AM UTC
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Everything that was satire just 5 years ago is now reality. We live in the age of Poe's Law.
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I need to go back
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I despise my generation.
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all of the perry bible fellowships comics are great btw
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That one is fucking GREAT!!
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The comics are very inclusive.
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You know I actually wouldn't mind world war 2 going full anime.
Fuck it, have the Nazis riding around in later shooting blimps quite literally powered by the crushed hopes and dreams of puppies and kittens with freshly snapped necks.
Have the Winston Churchill and the best of the best English troops leading a knightly cavalry charge into battle, in armour bedecked with the Union Jack, with a Scottish regiment behind them manning bagpipe fucking artillery.
Have the Japanese summoning literal Oni to battle, slicing marine gun barrels in half and deflecting bullets out of the air with their glorious Nippon steel (somehow made from that fucking dust they call iron in Japan) folded at least fifty Gorillion times. And when America drops the nukes on them? The emperor leaps into the air and fucking smacks the nukes back into the planes screaming about how there "Be no bitchin' in my kitchen."
Have the Australian soldiers in their Egyptian campaign accidentally stumble on a way to summon Egyptian god's like Amun-Ra and fucking Osiris to fight the Germans there, and sign a peace treaty with the Emus that let's them ride emus into battle, cracking cans of Foster's open against their beards, machine gun in one hand, beer in the other, screaming all the four letter words under the sun as Osiris leads them into battle against the Germans.
The French can have flamethrowers that are powered by incredibly strong, highly flammable wine, and their bladed weapons are all replaced with baguettes of various sizes and shapes.
The Americans can have guns that fire miniature guns that fire explosive bullets deeper into their target on impact. And literally cannot stop singing patriotic songs for more than 30 seconds without exploding. Shorten it down to 15 seconds on higher difficulties.
I'm stone cold serious in saying I'm perfectly fucking fine, in fact I outright encourage this game to go full fucking anime. Fucking let's go.
IMO they're not going far enough.
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It already exists, it’s called valkyria chronicles. But at least they don‘t pretend that this is what actually happened, ww2 was more of an astethic choice then a real scenario.
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screaming all the four letter words under the sun
They're Australian. They only need one four letter word. For anything.
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Yeah speaking as an Aussie, cunt may be our favorite word, but we give the other swears a good workout.
We're not a verbally moderate people.
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I'm throwing my wallet at the screen, but nothing is happening.
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Excuse me that's called Red Alert 3 thanks.
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Is this Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
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Forgot the Russians, though you dont need to anime-ize them, they already are a living meme.
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You know I actually wouldn't mind world war 2 going full anime.
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You want a G Gundam videogame don't you?
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I mean... very yes?
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Ah yes, I too have refined enough taste to have seen Kujaku-Oh, aka Spirit Warrior: Peacock King
(basically the above + Tibetan monks firing prayer beads like machine guns, demon armies from hell invading earth, and the nazis also have vampires) (spez: oh, almost forgot, but for some inexplicable reason Pride from FMA is in there too.)
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RIP once mighty Battlefield. I loved you and you will be missed.
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The nazi on the first panel has a swastika armband. That's clearly problematic. /s
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Brilliant.
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I was just thinking about this comic when I found this post lol. All of this has been foreseen.
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They better have Anne Frank in the game?
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I just watched the trailer. I thought they were armies, they're resistance fighters. So, then I really don't give a shit if they have females as fighters.
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There's so much wrong with the trailer the female part is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Except there weren't really any female resistance fighters either. Women weren't involved in hardly any of the armed conflicts of WWII. Turns out women are universally inferior soldiers and outside of campy fantasy they can't really do the job.
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Oh, obviously not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_the_French_Resistance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_Resistance
If you talk about history, atleast know about it or read up on it before.
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lol you obviously haven’t read past the first paragraph of the wiki article. Read the part where it says that women were only involved in a minimal amount of armed combat and weren't involved in most of the French resistance's actual fighting.
This should put it into perspective for you - in the whole of WWII, only 500 servicewomen lost their lives, and most of those weren't due to frontline combat. That's compared to millions of male soldiers.
You people are pathetic with your desperate attempts to change history. "Oh no, all these girls will grow up thinking they can't be super bionic WWII resistance war heroes!"
In war, women's numbers are overwhelmingly focused in support roles because they can't fight effectively against male soldiers. Just fuck off and stick to your anime and YA fiction.
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You people are pathetic with your desperate attempts to change history.
Yea ok. You dont even know me.
I still think you're an idiot for hating the least shitty thing about that trailer.
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"Transfemme warrior Comrade Pixie took off zhers horse-head mask and looked Hitler in the eye before thanking communism for this great victory, that's when Hitler knew that he should never have misgendered Comrade Pixie before zhe removed his fascist skull from his head." (BFV logo with hissing music from bf4 title screen plays. As the V turns into sickle and hammer)