the devil works in mysterious ways
Posted Jun 2, 2018, 8:31 PM UTC
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This is obviously bullshit bc theres no way youre getting out of chick-fil-a for less than $7
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Breakfast is cheaper. This is still a bullshit story, though.
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True
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Fake or not, this is pretty funny
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What do you need to order for that to be the total? Assume 7% sales tax
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Since it was breakfast, I'm pretty sure it would have to be some sort of mix and match stuff going on.
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First job was at Chick-fil-A. Never once have I had an issue when the total came to be 6.66. When I worked at a Speedway though, people would get freaked out when their total came to 6.66 and would buy something else to avoid it.
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I’ve had people ask me to remove some bulk candy from a bag or they’ll add something small on the side if they’re uncomfortable with it- but I don’t offer to change it. I’ve seen my employees offer by donating a penny to the transaction for the customer, I had no problem with it. As long as they weren’t breaking policy by manipulating price to knowingly charge the customer the wrong price after it is detailed in regular training. That’s the companies goods and they decided to list that price and it’s not my say even as a manager to change that. That’s more towards discounts for unauthorized appeasement in our line though.
My first weekend off in two months and I’m ranting about work. I’m my father :”)
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He was a Saint and had a massive Dong. You should be proud to turn into him.
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Ha! He still is. Idk about the dong- lucky enough to never see it. Maybe someday I can grow a nice big one though. I got my moms boobs.
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Ayy that made me chuckle.
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I totally believe it. When this happened cashing people out at Starbucks, some would freak out and hastily add another item to their order. I can definitely see an equally superstitious worker taking off a large lemon-aid to avoid the number.
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Not American - I always thought this establishment name was pronounced 'Chick Filler' which always seemed like a creepy name for a restaurant (?) to me, I have literally just now realised whats actually happening here.
But to clarify, does this place only serve chicken fillets?
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Oh no, their menu is bigger than just filets. They make one of the best breakfast sandwiches around. Come through, chicken on a honey butter biscuit!
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I honestly have no idea what that meal you described could possibly be like, haha
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It's so good. It's a little fried chicken, and the biscuit is sloppy with honey butter. Fresh, sweet, savory, crunchy!
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that does sound good, however a biscuit to me is probably a cookie to you, so I'm still confused, what is an American biscuit? Is it like a rusk or a blini?
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Here at Chick Fil-A we hate the gay
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I get a venti iced caramel macchiato with an extra shot at Starbucks and its $6.66. They charge me that every time.
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Yes but Starbucks is the evil empire and Chick fil A loves Jesus.
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Good point.
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They actually do avoid that total. I used to go there on my lunch break a lot for an old job, and I noticed that when my total was listed as $6.66, there was always a one cent discount so that I was actually paying $6.65. OP probably had this happen and then made up the part about the lemonade.
What do you order to get that total ? I wanna try it
I think it was just the regular sandwich, a small fry, and a small drink. I think sales tax also plays a part in it, so depending on where you live it's probably different.
This was over a year ago and I have a terrible memory to begin with, so I could be remembering the order wrong. Maybe I splurged on a lemonade or something and that raised the total.
One time I was hanging upside down on a rope trying to pay for my medical consult and the bill came to $999 dollars. I screamed at the cashier and the doctor who was in the rope fucking me just laughed and reached around and turned the register upside down .... Yep, $666 he yelled.
It was then I realised I was in hell and the person fucking me wasn't the devil at all. It was my father!! We laughed at how stupid we must look but kept fucking to climax anyway.
That was the day I realised I was straight and stopped fucking all my male family members.
r/ComedyCemetery
Me too thanks
I work at chick fill a. We don't do this
I'll be sure to pass that along to the cashier(s) who discounted me one cent last summer.
Why? They’re just numbers......
The CEO of Chik-fil-A is very religious (some sect of Christianity I can't remember which) and the number 666 is the mark of the beast, meaning the devil. Some people believe that having the number appear in any form, like on a receipt or parking lot space or something, is bad luck and invites the devil into our world.
Sounds silly
It is extremely silly.
Because religious people are stupid.