Why Mark Cuban is actually Chris Christie

If anyone has heard Mark Cuban talk AND heard Chris Christie talk, you know that the sound of their voice, the syntax they use, and their general mannerisms are incredibly similar.

Watch this video of Cuban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii36plwJAnc (please watch the entire thing before forming an opinion, this is the only way to judge his mannerisms)

And watch this video of Chris Christie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwmaFvOLSA (again, you have to watch the entire thing to really get it)

We know that Chris Christie has run for President before and that Mark Cuban has long been rumored for political office. Both have believed they could defeat the now current President in an election going back YEARS. Now, I ask you a political question: Should non-violent prisoners be released from jail in order to reduce overcrowding?

Guess what: Chris Christie says NO! and Mark Cuban? He says... NO!

Source: https://www.isidewith.com/en-gb/candidate-guide/chris-christie-2-vs-mark-cuban/criminal/prison-overcrowding

But that's not the only political topic they agree on. New Jersey (Chris Christie's home) was THE state to bring sports betting to the Supreme Court. Who would have a huge incentive to do this? MARK CUBAN! Who said that the decision doubled the value of his franchise. Are we supposed to believe this is a coincidence? SOURCE: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/14/mark-cuban-sports-team-saw-their-value-double-on-betting-decision.html

We know that Sports Betting is going to CHANGE the NBA, and the NBA now has the perfect lobbying machine, which is why they've kept quiet about this for decades. Who is better to lobby for a law than someone who you can trust (a team owner) who can pose as someone who can literally bring Sports Betting to the highest court in the country?

We know that Chris Christie loves jobs. Mark Cuban's "Shark Tank" is about businesses, and businesses create jobs. I don't even need a source for this one, it's so obvious.

We know that Chris Christie is a big baseball fan (SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIfGyBrj-_c) and which NBA owner, besides Jerry Ricedoor, has expressed interest in buying an MLB team? Mark Cuban. Feeling spooked yet? Mark Cuban, according to Wikipedia, has attempted to buy at least three MLB franchises to no avail. How frustrating that must be for him, so he goes to games as Chris Christie (a fan on par with the jiggly man from Minnesota (not a fat joke)) to avoid the embarrassment.

We know the is a precedent for people wearing costumes and/or fat suits in order to create characters of other people. Fred Savage is famously Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, Tony Danza, among others. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKp_I9umUD8

For those 3 of you who are still skeptical, have you ever seen them in the same place? They've never appeared publicly in the same place. They've never even appeared on live TV at the same time, even on different channels. Has a Mavs game where Cuban is in the stands ever run in August and September during the Republican primary debates? Curiously, NO!

Something fishy is going on here. I also suspect Mark Cuban is a guy that I met once who was in a pool. They talked the EXACT same way and looked like a Cuban/Christie hybrid. Problem is I don't remember where I was when I saw him. Anyway, I hope I helped some people with this post.