Suck a Brick

parental advisory: sexual content  
 

“Suck a Brick”

 
You try to suck your dick  
But you might as well be trying to eat a brick  
You wish you were as flexible as a girl  
Then you realize it must be hard sucking your own clit  
 
So you go down to the store  
 
Welcome, what are you looking to buy?  
The auto dick-sucker 9000 you reply  
Oh those are hard to cum by, let me give you a hand  
 
He reaches down and removes your pants  
Your dick pops up and you take a glance  
It’s really fucking big  
He gets on his knees, and his tongue does a big dance  
 

You moan and you whimper  
The customers watching certainly aren’t getting limper  
They shout, cheer, and offer to buy you a beer  
 

It’s all too much and you instantly explode  
Everyone claps like you’ve just won gold  
In celebration you helicopter the crowd while screaming out loud  
 
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