Hypocrisy

Dogs lick their arseholes,

and then they lick our face.

If my neighbor did that,

I might ring the police.

All my mates know well,

buttlicking gives me a fright ...

except with that girl at Coachella,

I was really drunk that night.

[1] (https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/94ztb9/throwaway_days/e3qm8rr/)

[2] (https://www.reddit.com/r/OCPoetry/comments/951x4n/the_necessary_cups/e3qlwux/?context=0)