Ancient Greeks and Male Virility

I don't understand how the Ancient Greeks used to sculpt seriously GigaChad men with tiny dicklets. Where were the firehoses that Stacey allegedly craves?

I could never have a statuesque physique, but if tiny dicklets were still in vogue I'd at least feel better about presenting mine to a hooker.

I know humans have been chopping off dicks (big and small) for millenia, but when was this shift into shame? Can the trend be reversed?

Posted Aug 15, 2018, 12:24 AM UTC

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Cishuman•

The vogue of Classical Greece was "more-rational-than-thou" and the tiny, flaccid phalluses featured on their statuary were reflective of this; they were meant to emphasize the power of the rational minds of those portrayed to control their base appetites - only Barbarians, after all, thought with their dicks.

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hellincellOP•

Smart. Interesting when applied to the modern day. Thanks for your insight

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pepe_the_third•

The Greeks understood that flaccid and erect length are only weakly correlated

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AncientGreekcel•

Indeed most ancient greeks were growers.

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