hellincell

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r/Braincels•

First, there's no such thing as an Incel 'movement'. There's never going to be an organised group of adult male virgins marching on Washington DC demanding state-issued girlfriends. Anyone who wants that is a mentalcel anyway.

Think of it like this: you're so wretchedly unfuckable that you might as well be covered in sores and tumours. I shower but I'm still considered 'stinky'. I am revolting for what I can't help. You can also be 'cute' (vale cutecel u/Salvador66) so a girl will never see you as sexually mature. You can be too short to bring the goods. You can have a dicklet, a whale-like forehead, tiny feet. So many things.

Being an Incel is a condition, and it is awful. So relax, nor

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r/Braincels•

Everything about me screams "ADULT MALE VIRGIN". My feet are tiny. I'm short. My dicklet is so small it doesn't hang, but pokes grotesquely into the crotch of my sweats like a fleshy thimble, telling the whole world "make fun of me to my face". When drops of hot piss are left in my little shaft they blotch obscenely onto my pants, causing ridicule. I tried to wear long t-shirts and jumpers but then I looked like even more of a toddler.

I am hated for this.

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The single worst thing that has ever happened in history is the (usually inept) murdering of women by sperged-out mentalcels. It's akin to what the WTC attacks/Bali Bombings/London Bombings/Boston Bombings did to Muslims, except hatred towards Muslims is looked down upon, and hatred of Incels is celebrated. The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were never about terrorism, race attacks are very rare, and the USA is as cucked as ever by the Arab world.

We are all hated because of the actions of the few. We are all going to be murdered.

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r/Braincels•

Is there anything in this life more embarrassing than Incel 'culture'? It's a culture of virgins. Men, after a lifetime of humiliation, tossing their toys out of the pram and screaming into the void. These days if you come out as an AIDS carrier you get hailed as 'brave'. A 'hero'. Terrorists are 'nuanced'. Meth is a lifestyle choice, Magic Johnson is married, and women can moderate this sub.

But if you attribute external factors to a lifestyle of crippling loneliness then you're the vile one. Society has decided there is a base deviance behind male virginity that can be maligned at will. The infant with a diaper full of shit and a face drawn with hunger reaching for the cookie jar wh

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r/Braincels•

I acknowledge that I'm hopeless, and I know I hit every criteria for trueceldom (much like a paralympian must satisfy certain disability criteria to compete in certain categories, except pathetic).

Despite this, I think people are generally good. I've been rejected by the requisite 500 women, and I can see the revulsion in people's eyes when I hand them their food tray. But not everyone treats me like slop, and I think this is where we must hold hope that Chad will have our backs when we finally face extermination.

Much like I'm not threatened by the new trainee at work, or by toddlers on the train, Chad is not threatened by little old us. Worst case he will be indifferent, but I hold ho

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r/Braincels•

If you've got a baby screaming for its bottle, or screaming about its diaper full of shit, or screaming for some attention, you don't just remind it that it isn't entitled to anything. Or tell it to "do it yourself". Or recommend some helpful self-improvement exercises.

You just feed/change/cuddle the fucking baby.

True incels aren't going away because we can't go away. We are incelled. We're as capable of fixing the problem as a baby is of changing its own diaper.

If you want to fix the incel problem then give us girlfriends. We'll even take our looksmatches! Everyone wins! IT goes back to their soy lattes and we can start living for once.

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r/Braincels•

I don't understand how the Ancient Greeks used to sculpt seriously GigaChad men with tiny dicklets. Where were the firehoses that Stacey allegedly craves?

I could never have a statuesque physique, but if tiny dicklets were still in vogue I'd at least feel better about presenting mine to a hooker.

I know humans have been chopping off dicks (big and small) for millenia, but when was this shift into shame? Can the trend be reversed?

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