To Do List

1. Get delivered by a stork
2. Go to school and be a dork
3. Graduate and get a job
4. Tie the knot with a heartthrob
5. Consummate and have a child
6. Raise him right so he ain’t wild
7. Save some money, then retire
8. Waste away and just expire

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