What does everyone get wrong about your profession?

Just because I sell software does not mean I can fix your computer.

Just because i a maritime officer doesn’t mean i have a girlfriend in every big port on this globe.

Being a security Gaurd doesn't automatically make me a renta-cop wannabe asshole. I'm just trying to pay my bills yo.

That i annoy ppl online

We don't routinely find fully articulated dinosaur skeletons like in Jurassic Park.

Just because I’m a student doesn’t mean I study