biochem-dude♂ 33•

Lettuce take a risk with this one

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Tygr1971•

Escarole-play? Endive right in!

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Gerode•

I'd be surprised if he ceasar, she plays chard-to-get.

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Caroline_Bintley•

Probably for the best. I hope he leaves her alone.

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i_chop_your_dollars♂ 40•

I'm guessing he got un-Mâche-d

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roamtheplanet•

He would kale for love

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massivedragon•

I have a feeling this was just the tip of the iceberg

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Callmemike2000♂ 49•

Username checks out... LOL

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notsure2515•

OP was it worth the laugh?

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RandomAmericanGirlOP♀ 36 Bird Set Free•

It really was!!

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It almost made me choke on my thanksgiving leftovers. You're doing good for the world. :)

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notsure2515•

Anything after the ‘really’?

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MundiMori•

If they can’t take a joke, are they worth dating for someone who clearly likes joking?

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QuickDate•

Dude isn't looking to date.

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beepbeepimal000l•

He should've asked if you like head.

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TangFiend♂ Forty Minus One•

That would have been solid

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RandomAmericanGirlOP♀ 36 Bird Set Free•

😂

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Infuser♂Poly in H-TX|30, but very mature for my age•

Looks like that head of Romain could use some sharpening.

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throwaway631391220•

That was pretty sad lol

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munny_munny•

I imagine that "Hey wanna have fun?" Is the online version of "I got some candy get in my van."

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ceebee6♀ 31 | All I really want in life is copious amounts of popcorn.•

If by candy you mean penis, then yes.

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munny_munny•

Well lick on my sucker then ;)

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HeraBeara♀ 40 Cautiously Optimistic•

OMG! That is adorable! Did he seriously not get the joke?

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RandomAmericanGirlOP♀ 36 Bird Set Free•

I’m gonna guess not since he didn’t say anything else lol I didn’t really continue since I’m not looking for just fun.

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MsStarstruck•

It sure seems it’s just fun you had with this one.

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RandomAmericanGirlOP♀ 36 Bird Set Free•

Touché!

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"Alright"

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SomeStupidFucker♂ 35•

Golf clap. Lol. I need to get back on OLD

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no_pwname•

Well played.

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ronin_cse♂ 34•

Well I thought it was funny!

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dallyan♀ 39 lowkey cunty•

I lol’d.

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XSmooth84♂ 34•

Heh

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wsr2022♂ 39•

Ha! That’s a good one.

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jpindustrie•

“That was a great joke right ? Just kidding I’d love to go out!”

:: monocle emoji ::

I think I’m good at ‘Alright’

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pushthestartbutton♂ 42•

'Lettuce meet for coffee' was a missed opportunity.

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salex100m•

This post deserves more upvotes

r/funny r/tinder

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kwagenknight♂ 36•

Not the same thing, Romaine has an e in it so adding a D is still good to go!

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