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a182063

Most satisfying win in the history of wins, maybe ever

Since I didn‘t have much time to play this weekend and I was already regretting qualifying for Futchamps because of that. Anyway, I‘ve found some time this noon to play some games and maybe get to Silver 3 at least, which was only 1 victory to go.

I won that first game and told myself to give it a go and try to win another 2 games to get to Silver 2. And you see, this is where the trouble began.

Faced a team featuring Hazard POTM, Auba POTM, Ferdinand, VVD and many more. Fuck me, I thought and conceded the first goal in the 15th Minute by a first-touch timed finesse 180 no-scope by Hazard. Apparently, the opponent was so excited he started dabbing. Then 15 minutes later, he scored the second goal which he celebrated by dabbing again.

Now that encouraged me even more to beat the guy and I made a great comeback equalizing and even gaining the lead. 3-2 and only 20 minutes left.

Then something happened, that had to happen. He scores the 3-3 in the 88th minute by a finesse longshot after I tackled the ball of his feet several times. Once again he dabbed.

Telling myself to keep calm since it’s almost christmas, we came to overtime and only a few minutes into it, he again scores a finesse long ending in a very long dabbing celebration. But I didn’t give up yet. I wholeheartedly fought against this menacing loss because I couldn’t let someone like this win. I just couldn’t accept that someone that plays and behaves like this would get the victory and so I played and played and surprisingly my subbed Mahrez scored the equalizer. Everyone freaked out and I began cheering for myself in front of my PS4.

Overtime ended and the penalty shootout began, in which I lose most of the times. But not today. My areola saved one of his first 4 shots and I outplayed him, finishing every attempt I had. Then we came to the defining moment. We both knew he had to score this one to remain a chance to win this game. He stepped up, shot and ARE-fucking-OLA saves it. I felt so much satisfaction, ran to the side and dabbed. I normally never do this, but I felt like this guy deserved it.

According to a popular saying, who laughs last, laughs best or in this particular situation: Who dabs last, dabs best.

Posted Dec 23, 2018, 2:44 PM UTC · edited

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CapitalCheesecake•

"He who Ha-Has last, Ha-Has best." - Nelson Muntz.

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HalleietHalleiet•

I never see my opponents' celebration at the end of penalty shootouts. Is it just me?

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jptykescalke76•

No. The opponent never sees it.

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a182063OP•

Damn that makes me kinda sad.

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CptBruno-BR:PSN: [NETWORK ID]•

You have to control the player upwards.

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Joshstan09•

Nice job, i just managed to get gold 2 and had 2 games left so played them but willing to let the opponent have a win as it’s Christmas but the last guy I played went up 1-0 then went 2-0 then 3-0 and kept dabbing so I was like fuck this as he doesn’t deserve a win so came back and beat him 4-3. Scored the in 120th minute and dabbed him hard Really satisfying 😂 would of had a win if he wasn’t dabbing, don’t know why but it sets me off when they do it

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LuckyLoek040•

nice job bro

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RobANiffauw•

Im glad you fighted your way back man

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Emiel0909•

Fought mate ;)

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RobANiffauw•

I know im just citing the dude ;)

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a182063OP•

Thx, for making me aware of this :) I didn’t even notice it, when proofreading.

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RobANiffauw•

;)

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grant_0•

Same thing happened to me... I was down 3-1 and scored in the 87th with my supersub Lingard UCL care to reduce his lead to one, then pegged in another to get the 3-3 draw. Might add I hit the post FIVE times in regulation. In overtime, he took a 4-3 lead... dabs and the whole replay... here comes the 117th minute and I equalize, followed up by finishing him off with a 122nd stoppage time winner. He messaged me and complained about I got lucky with the lag, but he forgot about how I hit the post 5 times.

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milkytatties•

GG man, as a whole we need to try to negate the toxic part of the community.

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a182063OP•

Remember those sweet pre-dab days. Fuckin’ Pogba.

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CarsenAF•

Never a better feeling than pulling off a comeback win on “ Dabbing Mama’s Credit Card FC “. Good game bro

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HughMungusLee•

What a satisfying read 😂 congrats mate!

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Fifaneymar2535•

I had the most satisfying game this wl too.

So i am dominating the game i have 15 shots to his 1 by 70th min. Still 0-0 i score 75th min 1-0

He somehow ties the game at 90+4 ok overtime

He scores 2 quick goals until 102min. He is leading 3-1

This is where i was tilting hard but i didn’t give up.

The game ended 5-3 it was incredibly satisfying to win that.

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djakeman8•

This is the most beautiful thing i've ever read

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passwordistaco__•

You best believe if my opponent scores first and dabs, I'm dabbing on every goal I score.

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Prime1982•

Those are the most satisfying games to win :D good on you :D

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MessiGOAT24•

So it was completely normal fifa19 match with scripting and dabbing included. Enterntaining way of writing though so gz’s

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a182063OP•

Ye, kinda true. But I don’t face dabbers that often and this guy was simply asking for it.

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DorsalYapper•

Yesterday played against a player who was doing every celebration as long as possible.

  • 1-0 he leads
  • 1-1
  • 1-2 now I lead
  • 2-2
  • 3-2 he leads again
  • 3-3 around 85th min
  • And finally 3-4 in additional time - I won
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mattywafc•

What's buttons do you press to dab?

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KingDouchebag74KRHC74K•

L1+R1 for PS or LB+RB for XBOX

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mattywafc•

Yep

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byebyebyefifa•

R1 and double tap triangle. Same buttons on Xbox but different names obvs

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mattywafc•

Thanks man

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El-Arairah•

This sub's obsession with dabbing is hilarious. Don't you guys understand that which each time you mention dabbing and are salty about it, you give it more power and encourage trolls to use it?

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And now for a fun fact: In 500 online games played in Fifa 19 I have not seen one single dab. But even if I did, I wouldn't give a fuck, because I would just giddy up.

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byebyebyefifa•

I dab every single goal just for my own entertainment. Plus it makes the other player really play hard and I prefer sweaty games that I'm more likely to lose than just winning

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