The SafetyHoss Copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm about the size of an interior door and weigh 220lbs. Beating up a child is not something I want to go to jail for. I used to throw around 300lb dudes running right at me. My youngest sister is still in high school, the older ones are really fat (and both of their husbands would beat the life out of you). You know when an NPC gets fixated on something they have no other argument, but it doesn't matter anyways because I can kill you in 500 unique ways. And that's not even counting my expertise in blocking-based martial arts. Don't even think for half a second that a little bitch like you could ever get me to work up a room I've been provoking to start a live chat. The entire world revolves around me. You’re knocking on the wrong door, kiddo.