FullConservative

I was on the golf course in my home state of Maryland when I totally had a mini heart attack because I noticed the most bizarre bug just chilling on my shoe. It was like nothing I'd ever seen. The main body segment was like a round green pinecone, and its head looked like the head of a bee. It had wings that looked like the wings of a dragonfly and long spindly legs that looked like they came off a Huntsman (at first glance I thought it was a huge spider). I REALLY wish I took a picture but I was with a group and we had to keep moving. Freaked the shit out me though fr fr.

So yeah, anyone possibly able to identify this chimerical freak of nature?

I'm always amused in a sort of bittersweet way when watching diehard reddit couch commentators interact and come to blows with each other. I used to get involved in that stuff back when I was still a little child and didn't know any better, but I've learned the value of simply observing from a distance rather than getting caught up in the middle of it all.

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There are few things more spurious, inconsequential, and tawdry than drama between political subreddits, and the amount of it on the site has really ratcheted up over the past few months. Personally I'm sick of it, which is why I've been focusing my energy on more productive things than reddit lately. I've got a job, I've go

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm about the size of an interior door and weigh 220lbs. Beating up a child is not something I want to go to jail for. I used to throw around 300lb dudes running right at me. My youngest sister is still in high school, the older ones are really fat (and both of their husbands would beat the life out of you). You know when an NPC gets fixated on something they have no other argument, but it doesn't matter anyways because I can kill you in 500 unique ways. And that's not even counting my expertise in blocking-based martial arts. Don't even think for half a second that a little bitch like you could ever get