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r/asktrp•
2corn2born

Plate I’m fucking wants to watch Wuthering Heights.

So I’m fucking this prime plate. I mean she’s got it all- big tiddies, phat ass, and tight puss. She even cooks for me and gives me blowjobs (in which I do not have to return the favor for).

I’ve got her totally whipped- right where I want her. Sometimes she even buys me Arby’s or packs me a chicken salad sandwich for lunch. She doesn’t cut into my gym time either and always packs me protein fueled snacks. Sometimes I have to go to parties with her which makes me feel like a boss. We went to a Hoe-Down Throw-Down and Gatsby party (it was one party, the srat party committee couldn’t pick a theme so they had to compromise). She caught me cheating twice and has forgiven me both times.

I’ve worked really hard becoming an alpha and shes just your typical dumb sorority slut. I used to be a sadkunt but I’ve put a lot of work into bettering myself. I go to the gym, watch Ken Burns documentaries, eat healthy (even whole grain bread), read shit about socioeconomics and geopolitics, have mastered two languages (including cunilingus), and have a wide friend group.

Anyway, she is demanding I watch Wuthering Heights with her tonight. I don’t want to watch this fucking movie. It seems lame as fuck and I’ve never heard of it. It’s a romance or some shit that was written by some dead dude. I told her I want to watch Avengers: Infinity War. She’s getting pissed off now because she’s claiming she never asks for anything and Wuthering Heights is her favorite movie. Do I give into this shit or is that a form of cucking out? Thanks.

Posted Feb 12, 2019, 11:06 PM UTC

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Chad1738•

“Im an alpha stud who used to be a betakunt”

“Guys should I watch a movie with this girl?” HAHAHA

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Small_Cock_Simon•

I stopped at blowjobs “in which I don’t have to reciprocate for”

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Ohboohoolittlegirl•

Good thing the Alpha's like that are easily recognised by their boasting and poor insight.

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dani098•

This guy fucks though

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2corn2bornOP•

Even an alpha must call on the pack for assistance once in awhile.

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Chad1738•

Stop trying to prove how alpha you are. No one cares. We are here to guide you in the proper direction and give you the tools to succeed as a man in this world. Do what you want with those tools. You seem to be taking this alpha-thing a bit to extreme. Nothing wrong with stepping out of character and just enjoying yourself. Say yes, watch the movie, enjoy yourself, take a nap, fuck her, suck her pussy dry, change the movie if it sucks. Try something new. Something so trivial like saying yes to watching withering heights won’t turn you into a cuck. Be fun. Girls like fun guys. You sound so uptight. Relax. Everything is going to be ok. If she gets mad stick your weiner in her mouth or go talk to one of your other sluts you sexy alpha stud.

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bruiser18•

This is fucking hilarious. Gg bro.

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2corn2bornOP•

I’m not kidding

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bruiser18•

That’s why it’s hilarious

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jacques_cousteau007•

mastered two languages (including cunilingus)

Why are you trying to impress a bunch of guys if you’re an alpha AF poon-lord?

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FereallyRedEndorsed Contributor•

SO alpha that "mastering languages" doesn't require that he spels gud.

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2corn2bornOP•

I’m not. I’m explaining the situation.

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FereallyRedEndorsed Contributor•

She's not a plate, she's your girlfriend.

You're still acting like she's mommy and you're her little child pretending to be daddy, but are not so secretly looking for validation.

WHich means you are a fake alpha, you're ACTING. Trying on the alpha cloak, larping around. "Look mommy!I'm a big strong man now!"

Tells...

1 - "I do not have to return the favor"

2 - "Sometimes I have to go to parties with her"

3 - "She caught me cheating "

4 - "I’ve worked really hard becoming an alpha"

5 - "She’s getting pissed off....Do I give into this shit "

Paper alpha. You're only doing shit on a superficial level.

Core of alpha? Do what you want to do.

You sound really young, so here's some advice.... girlfriends need a little comfort sometimes, a sprinkle of beta if you will. You treat them differently than plates. And make no mistake, she's your girlfriend.

Second, your idea of alpha is still ridiculously superficial and based on whether this or that thing is alpha or not. Things aren't alpha, behaviors are. I can be an alpha motherfucker knitting a scarf. (Actuall, men used to be the knitters,..getting off topic.)

You need to take a romp through the sidebar readings before you continue to aimlessly larp Rambo your way through life.

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Ohboohoolittlegirl•

Also, he feels like a boss cause he goes with her to parties.. He should feel like a boss cause he is and she should be pining to follow him..

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2corn2bornOP•

I’m not a fucking beta and I’m not about to take shit from a sis cuck like you. Fuck off pussy.

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FereallyRedEndorsed Contributor•

See mommy? I told the bad man on the internet I was mad. And I used bad words!

Solid frame.

You convinced me. You really are

Alpha as Fuck.

You'll be unstoppable once puberty hits!

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Chadster113•

i can smell the beta all the way over here bro

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[deleted]•

Most Alphas do beat the shit out of people over reddit. I'm pretty sure John Wayne in partcular was well known for this.

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2corn2bornOP•

I’ll whoop your fucking ass

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[deleted]•

Oh no, please don't whoop my ass.

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Rosace_89•

cool blog bro'

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2corn2bornOP•

Go back to tumblr

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Kurush559•

It was written by a woman, firstly (just in case you end up saying otherwise to her and end up sounding like an idiot)

Bro if you dont wanna watch a film, don't. Or, you could be less of a retard, cuddle up with her to watch an English classic (literary-wise) then escalate once you get bored. Anyway if you watch it youll be able to talk to other women about it because they all have a crush on Heathcliff (one of the main characters).

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2corn2bornOP•

I’m not English. I don’t give a shit about some country that’s the beta bitch or America.

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Kurush559•

Lol I think we've actually found a genuine 'alpha rambo' caricature. Keep at it man. Dont come complaining to us when it fails you.

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2corn2bornOP•

I get way more pussy than you’d guaran fucking tee it

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sebastian_ramirez05•

Don’t watch it, just take a nap or screw her

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2corn2bornOP•

I watched it and loved it

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friendandadvisor•

If it's the Laurence Olivier version, stay and watch it. If it's any other, ghost the slut.

BTW, the Avengers was created by a dead dude.

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bruiser18•

BTW, the Avengers was created by a dead dude.

Fucking idiot 😂😂

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2corn2bornOP•

Avengers was created by Stan Lee

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friendandadvisor•

It's my understanding that he's dead.

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Beyblade_Clips•

Hit the gym and hard next her my guy

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2corn2bornOP•

I actually watched it. It made me cry.

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maljo24•

It's a good movie. Watch it with her.

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MorpheusSwag•

Hard next bro

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anal_coke•

Wow, that's serious disrespect. Dump her ass

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2corn2bornOP•

That’s what im saying. I thought about it.

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drstrange74•

Ok we'll watch it, but I want to be inside of you during the scene where the two lovers run at each other and kiss.

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Ohboohoolittlegirl•

"demands" - There is part of your problem... you are her pocket beta

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2corn2bornOP•

Fuck you bitch

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SilenceOnTheWire•

Anyway, she is demanding I watch Wuthering Heights with her tonight. I don’t want to watch this fucking movie. It seems lame as fuck and I’ve never heard of it. It’s a romance or some shit that was written by some dead dude. I told her I want to watch Avengers: Infinity War.

I've never watched it nor read the book, but take a look at the synopsis:

Wuthering Heights is a wild, passionate story of the intense and almost demonic love between Catherine Earnshaw and Heathcliff, a foundling adopted by Catherine's father. After Mr Earnshaw's death, Heathcliff is bullied and humiliated by Catherine's brother Hindley and wrongly believing that his love for Catherine is not reciprocated, leaves Wuthering Heights, only to return years later as a wealthy and polished man. He proceeds to exact a terrible revenge for his former miseries.

I don't think your plate is as dumb as you think she is.

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[deleted]•

The fact that she's even comfortable asking shows you've already lost frame. Go radio silent 7-10 days then re-engage like nothing happens. If she protests ghost.

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2corn2bornOP•

I might actually do this

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