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r/whowouldwin•

The ultimate travel show host showdown. The squeaky clean Rick Steves vs. the hard-nosed Anthony Bourdain.

R1: they must win the heart of Samantha Brown- the darling of Travel Channel. Who would woo Samantha Brown successfully? Who would she end up with?

R2: they have a year to develop the greatest travel series ever- both funded by the Travel Channel. Who is more successful?

R3: they must fight hand to hand in a town square in Croatia. The fight is to the death. Who wins?

OPTIONAL ROUNDS

R4 (optional): they must team up against the Asian guy from Huang’s World and Zak Baganda from Ghost Adventures. Who wins? Bagans and Huang vs Steves and Bourdain?

R5 (optional): they must out-eat

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r/offmychest•

There are a myriad of reasons why you all should shut the fuck up about anti-vaxers. I will list three of them in no particular order.

  1. I have a theory that the whole anti-vac brouhaha was created by a very tiny group of anti-Vader’s becoming more vocal and the internet just went berserk about it. In my opinion, the backlash against anti-vaxers fueled there movement, brought an inordinate amount of attention to it, and made it a meme along the lines of flat earthers. Someone should coin a term (there might be one already) for when the internet outrage culture accentuates a problem into a bigger reality than it actually is/was. In fact, you see the same thing with flat-earthers. If I was t
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r/asktrp•

So I’m fucking this prime plate. I mean she’s got it all- big tiddies, phat ass, and tight puss. She even cooks for me and gives me blowjobs (in which I do not have to return the favor for).

I’ve got her totally whipped- right where I want her. Sometimes she even buys me Arby’s or packs me a chicken salad sandwich for lunch. She doesn’t cut into my gym time either and always packs me protein fueled snacks. Sometimes I have to go to parties with her which makes me feel like a boss. We went to a Hoe-Down Throw-Down and Gatsby party (it was one party, the srat party committee couldn’t pick a theme so they had to compromise). She caught me cheating twice and has forgiven me both times.

I’ve

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r/whowouldwin•

All of Europe, stuck as they were in 1917, has united to wage war on America- stuck as it was in 1945. For the sake of this scenario, the USA does not have and cannot develop the atomic bomb or any other nuclear devices.

All of Europe includes the united militaries of Germany, France, the UK, Russia (pre-revolution), Austria-Hungary, the Ottoman Empire, Italy, and the other smaller nations. The US is alone but has the resources and industrial capacities that it did in 1945.

To win, either side must bring the other to surrender or conquer the others territory. Europe can pay Mexico (Zimmerman Telegraph style) to attack the US as well and use its territory as a base of operations. It’s up

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