Bozarking is gone.
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Posted Jan 20, 2010, 8:50 AM UTC · edited
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Who will sleep with his sister now???
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I would, but it would be silly and non-sexual
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Not it.
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Dibs!
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gigity gigity!
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Certainly not you. You only touch kittens.
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I only touch kittens in a efficient and sustainable manner
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What if he touches sweater kittens?
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I volunteer.
Er, wait, is she hot?
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Hotter than your hand. How high are your standards, man?
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Theory #1: Bozarking found out that his mom learned his reddit username and had started to check out some of his posts.
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Theory #2: He actually tried some of that crazy shit he was always talking about, and halfway through the second jar thought "What the fuck am I doing?"
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Theory #3: He actually tried some of that crazy shit he was always talking about and ended up in a south American prison, but the donkey was set free.
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Theory #4: Teehee! [puff of smoke] [vanishes]
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I've only just heard of bozarking, and I'm fucked off that it's after he's left, but that kid was unhinged in the dearest of ways. The only frightening fact is that his crazy is no longer being released on the internets. Bozark is now in the meatsphere and that is dangerous.
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Upvote for "fucked off"
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Thanks but why?
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"fucked off" brings a whole new level over the (more familiar to Americans) term "pissed off".
Huh. "pissed off" has more potential for anglo/american confusion than I recognized previously. If I were to say "I'm pissed off", is the first thing to come to mind of you blokes something along the lines of "he's very drunk in a strange way" or "he's assumed he's upset us and is telling himself to "piss off" before ever hearing our response?"
Or is it similar enough to "cheesed off" to translate readily enough?
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Lucky for us "bozarking_saver" archived so much of it. It's almost like he knew this was coming.
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Somone's about to get committed . . .
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I had a feeling that would happen eventually. I think his first famous post (I will take two jars..) was an attempt at crude humor that he was embarrassed about which is why it was deleted when it got bestof'd. Only when he posted in "Shyness" about his sister did everyone start egging him on to produce weirder and weirder stuff until it was practically all he wrote. I think he just got sick and bored of being the local deviant and left to start a new username.
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Is that you bozarking?
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Too bad Yserbius isn't an anagram of Bozarking.
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But it is an anagram of Yesirbus, and I faintly remember Bozarking once mentioning a bus, and buses have wheels, wheels is six letters, six plus 3 = 9. THERE ARE 9 LETTERS IN BOZARKING!!!!
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9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
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It is an anagram... if you're dyslexic.
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I think he just got sick and bored of being the local deviant and left to start a new username.
Shame he deleted his old profile though. :(
He could have had the courtesy to leave his account up as a monument to weirdness.
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To the Cuil.
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This.
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Oouch.... 16 downvotes? I guess I should have been more veracious in my written expressions of agreement with the above statement. I in truth find it to be well written, without grammar flaws, and valid syntax.
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Kelp.
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Tastes.
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Fabuloooooouuuuuusss!
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It's the emptiness that hurts; he abandoned us in our time of need. I like to comfort myself with the thought that somewhere, somewhere out there in the 'meatsphere', there is a woman at a bus stop being stared at. Every time a cousin thinks 'should I?' of his slow but attractive blood relative He will be there. Whenever a brother inappropriately grazes against his sister and feels an awkward sensation, He will populate the silence of their downcast gazes.
tl;dr: Bozark is somewhere making someone want to shower right now; he has moved on to law suits and real windows.
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beautiful
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You seem to really like that word meatsphere.
Just an observation, nothing more to see here, please move along.
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It's a great piece of bathos; came across it a while back and have adopted it. I went Angelina on someone else's vocabulary but only because I wanted to offer it more opportunity. Does that make me bad?
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Good, anyone can write drawn out hyperbole. It takes real talent to be concise
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Word.
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!
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.
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k
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JokeExplainer--Last post--- 11 days ago
Whats going on?
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I don't get it?!?! Is there anyone around that could explain this joke to me?
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What decabear is trying to say is that reddit's lack of good humor killed my father.
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And from the ashes of the phoenix...
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maybe the internet stopped being funny with this post
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These things always happen in threes. Who will be the next reddit icon to fall?
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If this posts gets 3000 karma flossdaily will leave reddit.
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Great...Now I've got to downvote my own damn post. Gee.........thanks :-)
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If you ever.......
I swear to god!!
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Don't you dare...
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Who knows better than you, huh?
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Tracy Jordan.
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30 Rock makes me happy inside.
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Necrophiliac left in early '09, if I remember correctly. We almost lost karmanaut to school but he decided that reddit > school. I wonder who #3 will be.
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I hate to interrupt his funeral but since he hasn't done it yet: http://www.reddit.com/user/otakuman11 he's back.
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Yep that's him.
To quote otakuman11:
"Holy crap! Wasn't expecting that. I deleted my account cause I felt Bozarking had kind of evolved into a character ever since the Teehee! comment and I was starting to feel boxed in and writing posts about ass and incest that didn't come from the heart. The fun was in coming completely out of left field and being able to unselfconsciously try to write the funniest/most screwed up stuff I could think up. The response had started to shift from "Jesus fuck what the christ did I just read" to "Bozarking you loveable rapscallion!" I was starting to feel like Homer near the end of the Stonecutters episode.
The most fun I ever had on this site was the "two jars of jam" comment on the Hayden Pannitiere gif and I knew I wouldn't be able to recreate that as Bozarking. I'm still going to post here just under different names. I just want to say thanks to the Reddit community for being so awesome. I'd tried posting on Digg but was pretty much instabanned after my first few comments. There's none of the weird Byzantine internet politics and hierachies you find on most websites and forums, I've even seen people write "wow, I've never thought about it that way before" which I thought never happened online. Anyhow I just wanted to say thank you to everyone on Reddit for being so receptive to my nonsense.
I wish I had a classier way to prove I really am bozarking. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/90lbd/hentai_scenes_youd_like_to_see_a_girl_gets/"
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:'(
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Every one of us will shed a single tear tonight :'(
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Only one? Lazy-asses.
:'(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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Good night sweet prince. :(
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I remember reading bozarking's award winning comment moments after it happened. I was there man. I was in the shit! You'll never know what it is like to reach down into a pile of goo that moments before was a blood relative.
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My love for you is like a truck, Bozarking
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My sister likes to making fuck, Bozarking
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Looks like you were out of luck, Bozarking
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I think you're missing the reference.
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Boo! Aw, I'll miss him showing up when invoked...
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He came, he saw, he commented.
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in his sisters hair
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Wtf is bozarking?
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Bozarking was a Reddit user who was responsible for the "nonsexual and silly" quote. It was a response to a picture where a man had his hands down a woman's pants on the dance floor. In so many words, he said, "teehee, they are probably brother and sister so it's nonsexual and silly."
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Except you left out the part where he compared it to a made-up story (maybe?) about how his sister walked in on him masturbating, and laughed at his surprised face and grabbed his dick as a joke, and in the excitement he came and she put it in her hair.
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The King of bozars?
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Bozarking
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Bozarking.. :(
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Bozar... sniff I'm sorry, I just can't do it. sob
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Who will rule the land of Bozar now?
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Sniff... I'll always remember and cherish that PM I got from him when I begged him to do an AMA.
...You'll just have to take my word for it that the [deleted] was him. I never shared it until now because it would've spoiled the beauty of his character.
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That would've been hilarious. :'(
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Yes _ starts and ends italics. Escape with \ . E.g. \_
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Why thank you, kind sir.
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No problem. Bozarking was one of my favorites on here, so I'm glad you started the topic to let us know.
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Fashionably dead.
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I'll just be stealing this now. Thank you.
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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He is not 'back', the man behind bozarking never left. He says he will continue to post his bozarking-style comments under different usernames, I presume not only otakuman11.
Maybe someone stole his area rug
It really tied the room together.
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Not the preferred nomenclature.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
Maybe he just had to flee town on to another trip elsewhere, Damn Samoan Lawyers always doing weird stuff and fleeing the wake of their devastation
He voted for Hubert Humphrey and he killed Jesus.
Next thing you know he'll be in the tub, tripping balls and listening to "White Rabbit."
"I'll get us through this!"
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