[NSFW] Men of Reddit, you’re only allowed 100 hard-ons and then you die after the 100th. How does your life change?
Posted Mar 5, 2019, 3:32 AM UTC
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I cut my dick off. Live forever.
Fuck you.
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get a sex change and just be a straight dude with a man made vagina... I get to live and still can cum
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My first thought is messy.
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It’s sure make suicide a lot easier
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I'm dead
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RIP
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Most men would be dead before they hit high school. Shit gets crazy down there as a teen.
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I get 99 more people sexes and lose 1 hand sex everyday for the rest of my life
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I'm dead in 10 days tops.
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Pretty sure we have drugs that prevent erections, it's pretty usefull for some surgeries, and if the side effect are ok, then I'll first buy shares in whichever company is making them.
If the side effects don't involve the loss of sensibility, I'll just find a handy lady, and learn some mad oral skills.
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I died.
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RIP
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I am, but he isn't ;)
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Fuck...
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I’d be dead already