I'm officially a used up, trash human being. AMA

Turned 30 today. Guess it's time to find the local dumpster I'll be residing in from now on. Hit me with what you got.

Posted Mar 10, 2019, 8:28 PM UTC

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if you're trash at 30 you were probably trash at 20

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

...you were probably trash at 20

Definitely accurate.

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staaamossnowgoblin is an offensive slur•

I like myself more in my 30s but other people liked me more in my 20s.

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c_marten•

saaaame

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gl0cklesnar•

I'm right there with you.

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BentlegLet me shoehorn my fiancée into this conversation•

Agreed being in my 30's was way better then being in my 20's

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

The lack of exclamation point is exactly how I feel about all of this.

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

Thanks. Memes aside, I hope so too.

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BeelzebambiHike this dick•

Happy birthday!

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zundabar•

What's the optimal cooking time for long grain rice at medium heat in your opinion?

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Seriously this.

I know how to cook rice in a pan on the stovetop and can do so without any real effort. I still own a rice cooker and use it for cooking rice.

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

Got my mother this rice cooker / all in one thing and she swears by it every time she uses it. Apparently it's really good.

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Instant pot’s the bee’s knees

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c_marten•

who cooks rice in a pan?? or does pan mean pot in your land?

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_fix_•

This is called a sauce pan and it is what I would use to cook rice.

Cooking pots are generally much bigger and I’m not cooking for an army or an Asian family here.

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•
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zundabar•

Interesting, I've been told the same thing but with 2 cups or water per cup of rice.

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

The real question is if I want to though. That place looks scarier than it should be.

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TheRockisthebestThe prettiest princess of princesses•

I poked my head in there once and it seemed like a complete trashfire. Would not recommend.

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

Honestly, some of the stuff mirrored some things posted here, but there was also some seriously depressing / self unaware stuff as well. It's cool a lot of the people there try to be supportive of each other and I appreciate that, but there is also a lot of self loathing going on for some.

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TheRockisthebestThe prettiest princess of princesses•

Yeah I only took a quick glance, but it seemed way worse than here.

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BentlegLet me shoehorn my fiancée into this conversation•

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a fun day.

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Tobor_Yllemspeeb poob ◖{•̃̾_•̃̾}◗•

do u wear a diaper??

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TaleofTwoDerpsOP29, nope 30 / College Town, SC ~Tell me I'm pretty~•

Only if you ask me really nicely too.

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scoyne1533/M/Chicago/Ghosted•

My 30s > My 20s.

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SelfDepricatorSelf-obsessed man-child•

I'm 35 as of yesterday and I have never had a date

If you're trash; I'm radioactive waste

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DJG513•

Just move to NY, the land of the single people

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weightsnmusic100% bedazzled •

It won't get much better. You may have a few enjoyable years in your mid 30s, but then its down from there

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nana_klein•

why so sad? that is not true for everyone.
i liked myself more in my 30s, and people liked me a lot more than in my 20s.
and for some reason this was even more true in my 40s.
i know it's gonna stop at some point, but i really can't complain about it.
so, good chances for the OP

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Are you a girl or a boy?

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shelbygrrgrr•

AMA?? Against medical advice, I mean dating does suck, but doctors can't do much about it and they don't have much advice on the subject either 😉😅

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MattOfAllTrades0•

Have you ever considered the right person may not be where you are?

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bicyclewaffle•

Is that what they’re calling the night clubs these days?

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