TaleofTwoDerps

Turned 30 today. Guess it's time to find the local dumpster I'll be residing in from now on. Hit me with what you got.

I had a girl recently tell me she doesn't bring it up until at least after the 4th or 5th date, but I personally can't abide someone who would butcher words so readily.

But what's your thoughts on the matter? Do you just get it out of the way, first thing. Or do you wait until after he touches your butt a few times before springing the truth on him?

... because I'm not even trying to pretend anymore.

Just as the title says...

I've hit this slump lately where I just don't feel like even trying to setup dates anymore. I've been on a couple where I felt like we really connected well, we both had a good time, and the conversation flowed easily. But the next day or two, I just can't bring myself to actually continue texting them. Not because there isn't a "spark", but because I just end up feeling overly apathetic about the whole dating thing.

I assume other people have experienced this same thing, so what do you all do to help fill the void besides disabling your account for a while?

We've all had them. Times where we had or almost had something great in hindsight, but fucked it up because we're all dumbasses. Relive those memories with us and share your tales of self inflicted woe. Can be funny, can be sad, can be in between. Just tell us about the first thing that comes to mind.

This is why I'm single everyone.

When I first found this subreddit, I was one of the many unwashed masses. I had a terribly written, generic, boring profile. I thought I was witty, interesting, and portrayed my character well, but in reality, I was anything but. Now, I can pick out girls I want to message more easily. I find that while I go on dates less often than I did before, the ones I do go on, are generally of much higher quality and tend to be more fulfilling, even if they don't work out. You have literally ruined every stereotypical response I read on a girls profile that now, if she even mentions the words oxygen, brunch, or country music, I close the profile immediately. I hate you, not because you ruined these th

Anyone else have this bullshit happen to them after creating an account?