I don’t eat dumplings

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When I was eating dumplings in a Chinese restaurant, some guy walked in and talked to me.

“I don’t want no money, my dads in the hospital and I’m hungry and want food and I just want something to eat, and I don’t want to be in the hospital again”

I wasn’t that hungry anyway so I said “yeah sure you can have these dumplings, I’ll just have two of them”

He was visibly offended.

“I don’t eat no dumplings. Only chicken and rice and meat”

Posted Mar 14, 2019, 9:30 PM UTC

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magnimalt•

CB: "i want your food"

OP: "ok here you go"

CB: "thats disgusting"

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PurrplPandaa•

“I don’t want yo damn dumplings”

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wolfmuncher•

“Pho your dumplings”

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sluttony•

What happened after that?? Did he go to the next table or eye one which already had chicken??

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InterpineOP•

He got his wish and didn't eat no dumplings, then left

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MrDaburks•

“I don’t eat no dumplings.”

“Oh. In that case you can eat shit.”

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cecilrt•

meh, well that's probably what he usually gets...

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The Asian neighbourhoods I've been too, the beggers are never skinny

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Catbrainsloveart•

I’d kiss some feet for some dumplings right now

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Tiger5913Can you reply faster?•

Wow, the nerve of that guy. I love dumplings.

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