What does your bedroom look like?
I must admit sheer curiosity, no desire to stalk anyone (honestly). So to start this off, here are a few photos of my room:
Posted Feb 20, 2010, 7:23 PM UTC · edited
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My bedroom in Austin, me, my roommate, and suite mate are all set up in here. Hoorah.
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You guys need a monitor.
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its like thief heaven
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You'd need a large truck to carry all this shit out. Truck's don't fit in elevators.
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...at least they don't fit most of the times... you can never be too careful.
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Your electric company must love you.
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this is like cancer waiting to happen
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I love this comment.
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Woah.
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TV under the bed. Why?
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So the monsters have something to do when they're not eating people.
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Yep, this.
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They need more room for monitors.
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Tis old and replaced, but its from 1988 so it weighs a few hundred pounds. Moved it from other room to under bed to store it, tho its been used for some nes and ps2 gamin.
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I'm sweating balls just looking at that room.
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Wow, alright. Aside from being in austin, I figured the laptops, screens and possibly attached Xboxes/PS3s could really bring up the temp.
I know PS3s are pretty much space heaters, so if any of those monitors where gaming-dedicated you would have yourself a got-damn sauna.
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The cell phone on the bed. Why. why.
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It just wanted to say hai to you.... :(
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Enhance
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What's up with the weird shape of the room?
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Which one of you likes Tiesto?
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Actually, not bad, you'd be surprised. There's a vent into the room that is constantly flowing air (sounds like you are on an airplane... but at our height that kinda works, heh) and we have a fan in one corner and an oscillating tower cylinder fan just outa frame left. Works great.
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Nice try, prepared home invader.
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And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kid!
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Make a bookmark, and set that as the location. Just click it and all the pics will appear.
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This needs to be integrated into Reddit as a checkbox. Thanks much!
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Did you buy this out of an ad?
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I'm gonna guess Otto_Clinque person is, or has a wife.
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No. It's a typical bedroom you'd find in any house in my town.
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Ah the first actual picture! Thank you, this was exactly what I was hoping for.
I like.
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So you have little toy horses by your window?
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That's a real horse, the room's just gigantic.
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Gorgeous!
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nice.
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clean and bright, no clutter. love it.
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Ok.. I gotta ask.. where the hell do you keep your clothes? o.O There are no dressers..closet doors.. anything.
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Not pictured, but to the left of the third image is my closet door.
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smiles Ah. Ok
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Probably on one of the other 2 walls.
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There are two more pics.
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Oh. :/ They didn't load up with the script.
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OH SHIT!EYEGASM!I JUST HAD ONE!
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rad poster
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"Human Genome Landmarks" My favorite!
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I like the neatness. upvoted
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really dig the green!
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Your room is the coolest!
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Thank you for reminding I need an egg chair
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cute room
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I enjoy the set of encyclopedias, so quaint
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This is me in my bedroom circa 1984 or so:
Notes
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Yes, I had all three Burger King Empire Strikes Back posters.
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As you can see, I was pretty heavily into superheroes at that time.
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That's a rare Velvet Snoopy above my bed. I still have it.
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You can see an old cash register on the card table next to my bed.
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don't worry, you don't look like a nerd
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Bill Haverchuck
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I would like to be friends with someone like you.
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and later you became the lead singer of Marilyn Manson.
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I'm moderately satisfied with my dwelling's arrangement and furnishings.
http://imgur.com/cx7AJ.jpg http://imgur.com/SEaBq.jpg http://imgur.com/BZlM8.jpg http://imgur.com/4k7Fw.jpg
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I like the set of 3 paintings. Who made them?
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All of the paintings in my room are done by Youtube artist Valsartdiary; the long painting above my desk was a commissioned piece, I wanted space-scenery and she was more than talented enough to create that gigantic view.
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must admit, i do quite like the joinery in your room. art just finishes it nice.
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Functionally minimalistic, lots of space.. love it
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What is going on on your desktop there... it looks almost like EVE...
Also, love the art and arrangement and such. Classy.
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Tis indeed EVE, i was doing some last minute asset relocation before applying for Reddit's very own Dreddit corp.
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I'm concerned about the lack of room for a second person in your bed. ;)
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wow this is a great room! I hope mine to be half as nice as this when I get out of this prison cell I call a dorm room.
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Coolest room, thus far.
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Is that wall unit from Ikea? I like it.
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Not ikea, everything in there except the vivariums are discontinued pieces from a UK department store John Lewis.
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I've gotta say, fantastic work.
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http://imgur.com/SVHZp.jpg my cluttered oasis!
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Shit it looks like you live underwater.
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Which is bad ass.
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duh ... S/he is in Rapture :)
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I am surprised at the lack of a bong.
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oh my jesus.
I had a friend like you. She could never find ANYTHING.
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looking out your window you must live in rapture?
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Your room is awesome.
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Loving the unicorns everywhere! :)
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Your shelf between the bed and fish tank looks like most of my computer desk
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okay, so it is a little messy... I mean, well, obviously I live underwater during the rapture, so who cares! I mean if I can't eat and smoke in bed while hoarding colorful junk and small animals to love, then why live?
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channel: A&E show: Hoarders
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Your amount of stuff scares me.
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This is photoshopped. I can tell because just look at it.
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And the pixels, don't forget the pixels.
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I dunno, this guy looks legit.
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How the hell was this photo constructed?
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Photoshop > file > automate > photomerge. Select auto layout, select your photos and clic OK.
It's magic baby, and requires no skills :)
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A photo stitcher such as this
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wow...that really puts my pictures I gimped together, to shame. It took me like an hour to get it "just right"
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Not all of the pictures worked, though. Some I just pasted in there myself. But yes, photomerge is an amazing tool.
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I like your Photoshopping skills.
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That hurt my brain
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I'm very sorry I hurt your brain. How may I make it up to you?
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Fuck it.
I really need to get around to cleaning/decorating.
<edit> You know the best part? This is after cleaning an earlier mess.
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Dude...
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The first thought that came to mind was "What the fuck". But now I see that you're actually starting up a cereal box collection.
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I used to be similarly messy, and I learned an easy trick to clean up without even trying; every time you walk out of your room, just take one or two pieces of trash with you, whether your getting food, going outside, or going to the bathroom. Once you're out of your room you'll want to toss it in the trash.
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That's brilliant. I think I might borrow this idea.
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Please. Please do borrow it. Make it your own.
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I just keep a garbage can in my room that I empty once a week.
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What used to happen to me (my SO has significantly improved my ways) was I would fill up the trash can within 2-3 days, then stuff would start filling up my desk, then stuff would fall off my desk and start piling around the desk. This way, since I am going to leave my room, I can just take some stuff with me and make it part of the apartment's trash in the kitchen which gets taken out like every 4 days or so.
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Holy fuck. This is like something off Oprah when she gets that Australian clutter expert to intervene.
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That's nothin', lol. I had a pretty messy roommate last year, and I'm not so tidy myself, so... Yeah our room was a pit. I remember cleaning that shit when it came time to move out; good lord it was gross!
Oh, and nice bedset! (I have the same one. Wal-mart? lol).
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put down the cereal and grab a trash bag !!
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This one made me laugh.
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This sounds like the punchline to "How do you make hundreds of redditers clean their rooms?"
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damn, I've fallen for the trick
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Where's your D&G belt?
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You should tidy up.
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I stopped for a minute and was like "who has those camos?" and then i saw the canada jacket
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Which military and branch are you with?
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Your walls and bed are all curvy and warped. Water damage?
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At first glance, the joke refers to the fact that the walls and bed are distorted. This in and of itself is a pathetic attempt at humor in a very non-humorous situation. However, at second glance, the user's account name becomes apparent, and the joke comes full circle to being legitimately funny.
But, this is too complicated for the majority of redditors, so that's what I'm complaining about. Upvote anyway :P
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That's just what happens when you take a panorama.
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woosh
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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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That carpet looks disgusting.
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ugh....you have no idea...
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Nice! Dual organs.
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Yep! one was free, the was only $25, too.
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what brands? Gulbransen? Silvertone?
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The right one is a Lowrey, and the left is I have no idea.
I almost picked up a Hammond L112 for free a few weeks ago. I'm still cursing myself for not calling soon enough.
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that's what she said (?)
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hermaphrodite?
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Ah, a fellow watmm-er makes his debut?
Sweet room
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Ah, thanks. i need to update it now that all my electric guitar stuff is with me.
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upvote for organs.
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This is my piece of heaven in Brooklyn:
[URL=http://imgur.com/fW84Z.jpg][IMG]http://imgur.com/fW84Z.jpg[/IMG][/URL] +recently painted dunny and recently acquired oil panting from akira.
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That is a piece of heaven. Where are you, dumbo? Brooklyn heights? I'm in maspeth, but at least I have a view.
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I'm in williamsburg. On the waterfront witha great view of manhattan.
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That's awesome.
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Totally love it.
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God dammit, I hate you so much. That room is amazing. I'm so jealous. :D
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This is from 3 years ago before I moved out of my parents house.
At the time, one of my close friends worked at a pizza parlor and I used the circular dine-in cardboard pizza trays for the designs on the walls. I used a gasket cutter to transform the pizza circles into usable patterns.
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small world, I'm from Fairfield. Never thought I'd meet another redditer so close.
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Weird... I'm from Fairfield (Township) as well.
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This is strange for me. I like to pretend all of you are fake people, now my mind is blown...
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I'm from North Kilt town!
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Wait a minute... There's no Angus McCloud in North Kilt Town!
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Has anyone ever told you that you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen Strangler?
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Fantastic! I never expected to find someone else that close either. That house is in Lindenwald. I currently live in Milford, but I come back on the weekends to spend time with my Hamilton buddies and my family. I never thought I would say this but I'll probably move back to Hamilton during the summer of this year.
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I was just in Lindenwald today...
this is getting creepy :P
Edit: Just realized I lived in Lindenwald for a year... Arlington ave. dont know why I forgot all about it.
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I love it! Very cool.
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I go to UC too! It's nice to see fellow redditors in the same area!
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My major is Information Technology with a focus on software development. I am at the College of Engineering and Applied Science.
What's your major?
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I am in A&S double majoring in International Relations and German, minoring in Poli Sci. Either law school or a masters in business (I am thinking MBA, MS Marketing, or MS Project Management) is in my near future. I know they are completely different, but I like to learn anything really. Who are you coop-ing with?
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You mean Applied Science. As a College of Engineering student, I refuse the merger.
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No, I don't. That attitude is harmful to the unity of our university. We are a very diverse school and the conflicting cultures of our previously separated colleges should not have to interfere with each other. We could have a perfectly symbiotic relationship if more people were willing to give it a chance. Unfortunately, the egos of the professors (and apparently some of the students) do not permit any kind of a fruitful relationship to emerge... Not many people are happy with the merger, including me, but your attitude will only lead to unnecessary schisms within our student body.
What is your major and why are you so opposed to our merger?
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Messy I know, I'm a student.
Lets see what else you can tell about me for the pic?
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You... live in the hallway?
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No its part of a "guests room" if you like, there are sofas on the other side etc.. This is the "bed" bit of the room.
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I can't see how that can be called messy.
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That is quite a shitty room; I hope your education takes you to a better one. It looks like a jail cell.
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Agreed, although I'm quite happy with it (considering I don't pay a penny).
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I like it bro. It's not shitty at all. Scott_Brown is just jealous.
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Yeah I wish I lived in a jail cell looking room where I had to climb a slanted ladder to get to my bed, which resides in a hallway/closet? I would rather live in my car.
EDIT : Truck, I meant truck.
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you shop at ikea?
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You were watching porn at the time this photo was taken.
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Doesn't even look like stretching out of possible for an average sized person in there. I like the concept though, the efficiency works.
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Yeah, I had to cut off a bit of the bed legs to make reasonable space above the bed, the original size was too high. I can sit on it comfortably up here, there is more room than it looks on the pic, and it gives me more free space in the room rather than occupying it with a normal bed.
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The worst thing about being a married adult is "no more bunk beds." Enjoy it while you can.
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You like polka-dots and resting your feet on a foot stool. And you dislike swamp ass so you sit on that red towel? Blanket?
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Haha the feet resting is true, though I rest them on the table, gross right? That red thing is a pillow, it makes my ass comfortable for long browsing (reddit).
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You sleep alone.
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I envy you for your ladder.
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Sorry the image quality is bad. I had to use my little sister camera.
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Your room hurts my eyes.
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I hope soon you will be able to travel back 2 1/2 years to your own time
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Where did you get that TMNT poster?
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hey, I have that pink floyd poster too. you have good taste.
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Turtles in a half-shell. TURTLE POWER!
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Imagine a bare floor. Then cover it with rubbish and flotsam. Fleece throws over the windows to keep out the sun, and flowered wallpaper.
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Upvoted for use of the word "flotsam"
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Downvoted for omitting 'jetsam'.
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I watch basketball from my bed.
Wow, I love this room.
Yours is definitely one of my favourite that I've seen.
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I really like the big windows, they're a really great feature.
Yeah man... When it rains and snows I have trouble concentrating on work - it's like a movie screen. (there are 2 more next to it)
classy
Those windows are the devil though if you like to sleep in!
Can I come live with you?
That's a beautiful room. Looks expensive.
Dirt cheap, actually...
Where I live they would consider it "shabby chic" and rent it out to hipsters living on their parents' trust funds for outrageous prices. Seriously, you have no idea what these wealthy kids pretending to be hip artists will pay for a place like that. That's exactly the kind of urban decay they would go gaga over-- the exposed masonry, faded ceiling tiles, aged wood floors, the old sprinkler system (huge bonus!), the big windows overlooking trees in the middle of an old urban area, and the original artwork, plants, and vintage furniture seal the deal. Your apartment is pretty much representative of what is the pinnacle of stylish and cool right now. You have excellent taste.
Wow - you know, I just woke up (from bedroom in question) and can't believe how many people dig it. I thought lofts went out of style 10 years ago.
I'm a painter - I need the space, but luckily I live in Brooklyn where raw loft space is overflowing... And this building is pretty raw - it was an old factory, and our floor has huge grooves and bumps where the machinery used to be (which I love, like sliding in socks over a roller coaster track). The iron ceiling tiles are curving and rusting with age and the space heater (the only one for the whole space) is from the 1970s. The "old urban area" is Bedford Stuyvesant - hence the very cheap rent. The original artwork is my originals.
I wish I could say it was my "taste" that was excellent. But, sigh, I just live in a big old room.
Where do you live?
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How much and in what city? It's friggin nice.
Brooklyn... cheap.
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NICE
Oh my god. This room is amazing. I am so jealous.
Looks really nice, dude.
Fabulous! Love it.
Wow, that looks awesome! My kind of room, I'd kill for something like that!
That's one of the classiest bedrooms I've seen. I want to live where ever it is you live now.
I want to say "That's amazing and I want to live there," but I'm sure the novelty would wear off after a week or so and I'd just get pissed about constant screen glare. Very aesthetically pleasing though.
I'm coming over. Hope that's cool.
Agggghhh! My room is so inadequate by comparison. I'm insanely jealous of you.
Do you live in Marcy [Houses/Projects]??
Any sweaty black male pics? jk.