I blame it on the constant weed smell wafting around. Everyone is too stoned to care. 

I didn't know traffic lights were only an advisory until I moved. 

Love it when my home town gets mentioned! And yes I second the fact we are all bad drivers. 

Sounds like Preston. I moved there last year and my God do they drive like arse holes. 

oh, i do that all the time (flying up empty left hand lane) in my jaguar xk8 drop top. it'll come naturally in time, and feel quite right if you don't think on it too long.

Being a mug and waiting in the gridlocked right-turning lane for 20 minutes, rather than flying up the empty left hand lane in your Jaguar and cutting everyone off as you turn right.