Tenure

I’ve watched the show and movie multiple times over the last fifteen years now. I have a little Swordfish pin I wear daily. I’m saying, I like the show a lot.

But I was showing it to my wife for the first time, and she enjoyed it, but I had to agree with her that, yeah, the Julia plot basically comes out of nowhere. We hear little things about her, Vicious and the Syndicate, but we only ever get fragments, drip fed to us, and then it all suddenly comes to a head in the last couple episodes.

Julia dies and… I’ve honestly never felt anything about it, because I don’t know her. Spike kills Vicious but I don’t feel any catharsis as if he’s just killed the big bad guy, because he’s basically

This is just a rant inspired by spending time about my MIL's, and the fact that I couldn't seem to find any one else talking about this online. When googling all I get is articles about how you shouldn't yell at your dog, or stuff about people talking to their dogs like kids.

What I'm talking about specifically, however, is when people get constantly upset/angry/bewildered at their untrained dog. A dog randomly barking at any random car that goes past the house, or when someone comes to the door, or any sudden noise is annoying enough. So is listening to them whine and beg for food. But it's like nails on a chalkboard listening to my MIL constantly yelling in this whiney, petulant tone at h

Doorman 🚪😎

let me in the door 🙏🏻👉🏻🚪

Spent 💸all 💸my💸 money 💸, you ain't 🙅🏻‍♂️getting no 🚫more wages 💵

Sure Sir 🎩, Sir, 👨🏻are you sure?🤔

In short - I'm not a mop🚫🧹 you can drag😩 'cross the floor🕺🏻💅🏻

Inside📬, shell🐚 shock🙀

She's 👩🏻‍🦰 standing with a guy👫

Guys 🙎🏻‍♂️your 🙎🏻‍♂️mans 🙎🏻‍♂️stare👀 him 👀out👀

Real polite🙋🏻‍♂️, "No🚫, please🙏🏻, no 🚫thanks😘"

"Want a drink?"💁🏼‍♂️🍺, "I'm alright"😒

Beer goggles🍺 🥽 on 👨🏻‍🔬, pull the wool 🐑 👋🏻, now I'm blind 😎

Clear 🖼 as day🌞, I can see🌝

You make me melt😩💦 - sun☀️, ice cream 🍦

You smooth 👋🏻like felt🧵, soft 🦁to the touch👈🏻

You wear repellent🔫, smell 👃🏻 your scent 🚬 from ☝🏻up ☝🏻above☝🏻

Angel 👼 getting carried 🤱🏼 out the club 🚪👉🏻

For slapping 😾