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Doorman 🚪😎 let me in the door 🙏🏻👉🏻🚪

Doorman 🚪😎

let me in the door 🙏🏻👉🏻🚪

Spent 💸all 💸my💸 money 💸, you ain't 🙅🏻‍♂️getting no 🚫more wages 💵

Sure Sir 🎩, Sir, 👨🏻are you sure?🤔

In short - I'm not a mop🚫🧹 you can drag😩 'cross the floor🕺🏻💅🏻

Inside📬, shell🐚 shock🙀

She's 👩🏻‍🦰 standing with a guy👫

Guys 🙎🏻‍♂️your 🙎🏻‍♂️mans 🙎🏻‍♂️stare👀 him 👀out👀

Real polite🙋🏻‍♂️, "No🚫, please🙏🏻, no 🚫thanks😘"

"Want a drink?"💁🏼‍♂️🍺, "I'm alright"😒

Beer goggles🍺 🥽 on 👨🏻‍🔬, pull the wool 🐑 👋🏻, now I'm blind 😎

Clear 🖼 as day🌞, I can see🌝

You make me melt😩💦 - sun☀️, ice cream 🍦

You smooth 👋🏻like felt🧵, soft 🦁to the touch👈🏻

You wear repellent🔫, smell 👃🏻 your scent 🚬 from ☝🏻up ☝🏻above☝🏻

Angel 👼 getting carried 🤱🏼 out the club 🚪👉🏻

For slapping 😾👋🏻Harry, 😾Harry's just a mug ☕️

I'm stood 🚶🏻‍♂️outside waiting🙎🏻‍♂️, where you gone?🤷🏻‍♂️

Cubicle lines 🚽🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️, catch a cold💁🏻‍♂️🦠 - Jack Frost ☃️

Posted Apr 9, 2019, 6:49 AM UTC

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CummyBot2000💦BEEP🤖BOOP🤖DADDY🍆•

Doorman 🚪😎 let me in the door 🙏🏻👉🏻🚪 Spent 💸all 💸my💸 money 💸, you ain't 🙅🏻‍♂️getting no 🚫more wages 💵 Sure Sir 🎩, Sir, 👨🏻are you sure?🤔 In short - I'm not a mop🚫🧹 you can drag😩 'cross the floor🕺🏻💅🏻 Inside📬, shell🐚 shock🙀 She's 👩🏻‍🦰 standing with a guy👫 Guys 🙎🏻‍♂️your 🙎🏻‍♂️mans 🙎🏻‍♂️stare👀 him 👀out👀 Real polite🙋🏻‍♂️, "No🚫, please🙏🏻, no 🚫thanks😘" "Want a drink?"💁🏼‍♂️🍺, "I'm alright"😒 Beer goggles🍺 🥽 on 👨🏻‍🔬, pull the wool 🐑 👋🏻, now I'm blind 😎 Clear 🖼 as day🌞, I can see🌝 You make me melt😩💦 - sun☀️, ice cream 🍦 You smooth 👋🏻like felt🧵, soft 🦁to the touch👈🏻 You wear repellent🔫, smell 👃🏻 your scent 🚬 from ☝🏻up ☝🏻above☝🏻 Angel 👼 getting carried 🤱🏼 out the club 🚪👉🏻 For slapping 😾👋🏻Harry, 😾Harry's just a mug ☕️ I'm stood 🚶🏻‍♂️outside waiting🙎🏻‍♂️, where you gone?🤷🏻‍♂️ Cubicle lines 🚽🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️, catch a cold💁🏻‍♂️🦠 - Jack Frost ☃️

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